Random Thoughts XXVI

[Aavoxx]

I wonder if I can sneeze loud enough to upset my neighbors.

 

[Aavoxx]

Going back to school gave me an excuse to buy an iPad too! Lulz

iPad > Surface...and it pains me to say that.

 

[heartvols]

Is this code for sex?

yeah I need someone to open my gearbox.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You ain't gon make no money beech!

I have special skillz!

 

[heartvols]

Ended up going with coursesmart.com. I checked several sites and they were all the same price.

That's cool. Just looking out for you.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

yeah I need someone to open my gearbox.

I'm sure one of these guys has a drive shaft issue.

 

[Aavoxx]

I have special skillz!

There are literally to many jokes for me to choose one.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

yeah I need someone to open my gearbox.

They better bring a lot of speedy dry!

 

[Aavoxx]

I'm sure one of these guys has a drive shaft issue.

Yup.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

There are literally to many jokes for me to choose one.

Bring the lulz, beech!

 

[heartvols]

You guys crack me up.

 

[Aavoxx]

heart, question not meant to be creepy at all given the current conversation.

Have you been to Mayday in the 'Boro yet?

 

[dembewbs]

hi heart <3

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

iPad > Surface...and it pains me to say that.

Why? You buy a surface?

 

[Aavoxx]

Why? You buy a surface?

Not for myself. Work project.

 

[heartvols]

heart, question not meant to be creepy at all given the current conversation.

Have you been to Mayday in the 'Boro yet?

No never heard of it til now. People talk about O'possums (wherever the **** that is) all the time. I think it's near 3*. I need to check it out.

 

[heartvols]

hi heart <3

Hi BF.

 

[Aavoxx]

No never heard of it til now. People talk about O'possums (wherever the **** that is) all the time. I think it's near 3*. I need to check it out.

Mayday looks less rapey than O'Possums.

 

[dembewbs]

Hi BF.

gonna let me put my gear shaft in your gearbox?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Hi BF.

Butt ****er?

 

[SDV]

3 1/2 hour layover in Phoenix just turned into 5 because of plane maintenance. Guess I'll get hammered

 

[The Ron Mexico]

3 1/2 hour layover in Phoenix just turned into 5 because of plane maintenance. Guess I'll get hammered

Get **** hammered and go to the TCBY make a scene.

 

[volsforever27]

I have a new drinking game. Every time someone hits on heart you take a shot. You'll be faced in 5 minutes.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Start screaming about the amount of yogurt the teenager behind the counter licked off her fingers.

 

[Aavoxx]

I have a new drinking game. Every time someone hits on heart you take a shot. You'll be faced in 5 minutes.

5 minutes seems generous.