Random Thoughts XXVI

[rmsmith]

I pee in the bidet

 

[volfan6782]

85% of the pisses I take are off of the back porch

Interesting, do you have an excel spreadsheet titles places I piss?

 

[Toujours Pret]

Interesting, do you have an excel spreadsheet titles places I piss?

Nope. Peed on a hot chicks shoe on Landsdowne Street though.

 

[alexmanu]

I pee in the shower.

 

[VolFan32]

I pee in the shower.

Who doesn't?

 

[hmanvolfan]

I don't mind debating him (he calls it arguing), but when it comes to name-calling I draw the line. If it were in jest then I would understand, but he is clearly not doing it to be funny.

Report his ass.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Nobody gives a rats ass where anybody pees.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I pee on rats asses.

 

[Jax_Vol]

I pee on squirrels...and make them like it

 

[hmanvolfan]

I pee on squirrels...and make them like it

Shut your filthy whore mouth.

 

[alexmanu]

Shut your filthy whore mouth.

Are you a Grey squirrel or a Red squirrel?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Are you a Grey squirrel or a Red squirrel?

The internerwebz over in England doesn't allow pictures to appear?

 

[alexmanu]

The internerwebz over in England doesn't allow pictures to appear?

How do you know i'm not blind?

 

[hmanvolfan]

How do I know you're not a nitwit?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I read this on Facebook today and thought it was funny:

Q: If someone from 1950 suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?

A: I possess a device, in my pocket, that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man.

I use it to look at pictures of cats and get in arguments with strangers.

 

[alexmanu]

How do I know you're not a nitwit?

How do you know that you are not in the matrix?

 

[hmanvolfan]

I read this on Facebook today and thought it was funny:

Are some of your facebook friends institutionalized?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Sup, hoes!

 

[alexmanu]

I read this on Facebook today and thought it was funny:

 

[hmanvolfan]

Hey knucklehead.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

What's shakin'?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Alex's belly like a bowl full of jelly.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Are some of your facebook friends institutionalized?

Not officially.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Wow y'all watching this game?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

San Fran game?