Random Thoughts XXVI

[7thgroupvolfan]

Fixing "Japanese" at home tonight.

How's that working out for ya?

 

[rmsmith]

Barbershop movie is dumb.

A movie about guys cutting hair. Sounds gay

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

How's that working out for ya?

Might turn that shiz sideways!

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Might turn that shiz sideways!

I want a Jap chick for christmas next year. Just put her in my stocking, santa..thanks in advance!

 

[heartvols]

A movie about guys cutting hair. Sounds gay

This neat desk organizer infomercial is gay.

 

[heartvols]

I smell like bath & body works Japanese cherry blossom shower jel.

 

[heartvols]

My hair smells like coconut milk.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I want a Jap chick for christmas next year. Just put her in my stocking, santa..thanks in advance!

Extra small Japanese female - check

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

I smell like bath & body works Japanese cherry blossom shower jel.

My hair smells like coconut milk.

Love the Cherry Blossom...yeah...I said it. Lotion, Candles etc..

I think you just might be what I'm looking for....minus the eyes, of course.

 

[Weezer]

I want one those Japanese women that walks on your back and use their toes to slide your vertabrae into alignment. It isn't even about poon, I just want my back to feel good.

Seventh wants a Geisha. They do whatever you tell them.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

heart = Geisha

 

[Weezer]

I'm watching Taken. I forgot how damn awesome this movie is. Has anyone seen the sequel? Is it any good?

 

[bubbacurry1]

Weez

 

[Weezer]

Bubba! How you doing?

 

[bubbacurry1]

very well. Thanks for asking. You?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I want one those Japanese women that walks on your back and use their toes to slide your vertabrae into alignment. It isn't even about poon, I just want my back to feel good.

Seventh wants a Geisha. They do whatever you tell them.

He wants one well versed in......

 

[Weezer]

very well. Thanks for asking. You?

I'm good. Just been chillin'.

 

[bubbacurry1]

same here. Trying to win back my quarter I lost last night to my son betting on the Cotton Bowl.

 

[Weezer]

He wants one well versed in......

That would be a red dot Indian.

 

[Weezer]

same here. Trying to win back my quarter I lost last night to my son betting on the Cotton Bowl.

Shouldn't have bet against Johnny Football. Who you got tonight?

 

[bubbacurry1]

Shouldn't have bet against Johnny Football. Who you got tonight?

I have to let him pick in order to get him to bet. I would never take Oklahoma. He wanted Minnesota tonight so I got stuck with Green Bay. There are 3 players on Minnesota from my home town.

 

[Weezer]

Haven't been watching the game, but GB seems like the bet. I heard Ponder's out for the game. Need to teach him about odds so he'll be ready for Vegas.

 

[VolFan32]

Just ran into my ex out on what looked like a date. We broke up 2 weeks ago. How's y'all's night going?

 

[rmsmith]

Move on man. Move on

 

[Orangeslice13]

Just ran into my ex out on what looked like a date. We broke up 2 weeks ago. How's y'all's night going?

You got nudes of her on your phone?
I'm sure her date would like to see them.