Random Thoughts XXVI

[hmanvolfan]

I laugh in the face of death.

You're not laughing in my face are ya?

 

[Weezer]

I know man. That weezer dude is such a turd.

I've never denied it. It's my unique personality that makes me loveable.

 

[Weezer]

You're not laughing in my face are ya?

No sir. I've always thought of death as a "she".

 

[hmanvolfan]

No sir. I've always thought of death as a "she".

Whew!!Thank goodness. Maybe I have another year left.

 

[smowkee]

Whew!!Thank goodness. Maybe I have another year left.

Not if my pellet gun has a say in it.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Not if my pellet gun has a say in it.

Hasn't been successful after all these years. Why would it start now. epper:

 

[bubbacurry1]

Clemson

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Wife just caught me taking my floor dump.
I think I'm going to jail...

 

[Slydell]

Errrbody needs to get off Bubba's ass and the Zone needs to return to the glory days of yesteryear.

 

[blupotato]

happy new years to you Sly!

 

[BonesVol]

Errrbody needs to get off Bubba's ass and the Zone needs to return to the glory days of yesteryear.

Why in the hell would anyone want to be on bubbas ass?

 

[smowkee]

Hasn't been successful after all these years. Why would it start now. epper:

One good shot is all I need.

 

[Weezer]

Why in the hell would anyone want to be on bubbas ass?

He works out.

 

[Weezer]

happy new years to you Sly!

It's still 2012 for him.

 

[BonesVol]

He works out.

I rekon! All yours weez!

 

[Weezer]

Wife just caught me taking my floor dump.
I think I'm going to jail...

If a man can't take a dump on his own floor, then this just isn't the America I remember.

 

[Weezer]

Sly, I'm posting from the future. It doesn't look any brighter yet. This year may be a repeat of the last.

 

[BonesVol]

If a man can't take a dump on his own floor, then this just isn't the America I remember.

I prefer the toilet but I do have to agree! And this isn't the same America I remember. Dump in the floor or not.

 

[Weezer]

If toilets flush clockwise in the northern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere, what direction do they flush on the equator?

 

[rmsmith]

Straight down

 

[Weezer]

Errrbody needs to get off Bubba's ass and the Zone needs to return to the glory days of yesteryear.

I just wanna know why Bubba isn't acting like Bubba anymore. If he'd answer the question, I'd leave it alone.

 

[Weezer]

Straight down

:question:

 

[Slydell]

happy new years to you Sly!

Thanks, Blu. Same to you from the snowy front of the Wasatch.

 

[Slydell]

Sly, I'm posting from the future. It doesn't look any brighter yet. This year may be a repeat of the last.

Thanks, Weez. Tell the Ward clan Hell-o from the past. 'Bout an hour or so to go here.

 

[Slydell]

Happy New Year's folks. See ya on the other side.........some day.