Random Thoughts XXVI

[volsforever27]

Sorry, man. I was bowling, and then went to a party.

Lol where I come from it's called wham bam thank you ma'am.

 

[Thrasher865]

Anything you care to share with everyone? Anything happen?

 

[volsforever27]

Liar.

 

[Aavoxx]

He's trying to deflect from the fact he thinks joey knocked him up.

 

[BadJerry20]

I have some friends who once had sex in a car...while one of them was driving. They managed not to die. At least, that's the story.

Also...

Dear Aaron Rodgers,

That stache make you look like a douche 1970s era porn star.

With Love,

Packers Fans Everywhere.

I would imagine sex while driving would be extremely difficult, I value my life too much to try it. I dated a girl that loved the thought of getting caught, so we had sex in some strange places.....man I miss her.

Some dude told me I look like Aaron Rodgers the other day, I almost kicked him in the testicles.

 

[Thrasher865]

Joey and I are just friends.

 

[Aavoxx]

I would imagine sex while driving would be extremely difficult, I value my life too much to try it. I dated a girl that loved the thought of getting caught, so we had sex in some strange places.....man I miss her.

Some dude told me I look like Aaron Rodgers the other day, I almost kicked him in the testicles.

They have since divorced. They had all kinds of stories of where they had sex. I didn't believe most of them.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Sounds about right.

Lulz!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Did bubba die?

 

[BadJerry20]

They have since divorced. They had all kinds of stories of where they had sex. I didn't believe most of them.

If I heard mine from someone else I wouldn't believe them honestly. Some girls are very ummm open though.

 

[Thrasher865]

Well... you're going to share the story, aren't you?

 

[Aavoxx]

Did bubba die?

Hope not.

 

[Aavoxx]

Well... you're going to share the story, aren't you?

The sex stories? I remember in the car. I remember in the stairwell of a church. There where was somewhere else stupid that I can't remember.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

It's going to be interesting to see who Hart hires. People are going to turn on him quick if he screws the pooch.

Only crazy beeches screw the pooch.

 

[Aavoxx]

Only crazy beeches screw the pooch.

Zing!

 

[BadJerry20]

Every time Deion Sanders talks about a big hit I chuckle.

 

[joeydupree]

I've had sex while driving a few times.

 

[BadJerry20]

I've had sex while driving a few times.

With your hand doesn't count

 

[joeydupree]

Gonna attempt to watch The Campaign tonight.

 

[hmanvolfan]

The kiddie rides at the county fair don't count.

 

[joeydupree]

With your hand doesn't count

I wasn't counting all those times.

 

[joeydupree]

The kiddie rides at the county fair don't count.

Lightbulb!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Gonna attempt to watch The Campaign tonight.

My grandson rented that from the redbox but I didn't watch it. Heard errbody yukking it up though.

 

[BadJerry20]

I always put little wigs on my hand, when i do it. I think I'll be with a redhead tonight. They are feisty.

 

[Aavoxx]

I always put little wigs on my hand, when i do it. I think I'll be with a redhead tonight. They are feisty.

Your hand will leave you and take everything you own if you do that.