Random Thoughts XXVI

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Yeah... tfg since you're bald like a baby.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm approaching 25,000 posts. You guys be thinking about what you want to do for my party.

I'm gonna buy you a hooker!

 

[hmanvolfan]

When is the hedgehog coming back?

 

[bubbacurry1]

hi/bye

 

[theFallGuy]

wtf

 

[hmanvolfan]

hi/bye

:focus:

 

[Behr]

Fuuuuu.

Had an emergency call to change out a water heater on the second floor. Was leaking down and flooded the unit below.

Took chupacabra with me to help. The tenant with the water heater problem was "smokin hot" and really liked lil chupa. While I was disconnecting the water heater, Chupa and the chick started talking about what she (chupa) did for a living. Hot chick (Shari) offered Chupa a "bump". Chupa already had a tequila and pot buzz and is about half crazy anyway. Chupa stared flurtin with Shari and she was freaked out at first, but then got in to it.

Chupa explained how "sexually creative" I was and wanted to know if she was interested in an "experience".

Enter your credit card number now to continue....Only $19.95.


**Part (very little) of the above story is 25.26% true.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Was said hot chick drenched in water?

 

[Behr]

Question is too vague.

 

[tri_vol]

Morning peoples

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Moanin'

 

[Aavoxx]

Afternoon.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Can't wait for 3:05

 

[Aavoxx]

Can't wait for 3:05

That was 30 minutes ago.

 

[tri_vol]

Can't wait for 3:05

Is that when you announce you love UT?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Is that when you announce you love UT?

Mods please move to the crootin' thread.

 

[tri_vol]

Mods please move to the crootin' thread.

My bad.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Not a problem.
Just try to stay on topic.

 

[tri_vol]

Gunderson

 

[volfan6782]

Coffee!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Morning dump ftw!

 

[BonesVol]

Yep!

 

[farmersdaughter]

yay!!!!
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[Doyle Hargraves]

yay!!!!
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I know, right?

 

[farmersdaughter]

only my own, my man and sons need a completely detached facility to take care of bidness. they be raunchy
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