Random Thoughts XXVI

[tri_vol]

Divorce immediately IMO... Or... She can't take half your **** if she's dead, Nomsayin?

truth.

My son said he didn't want to eat lunch. I said if you dont eat your meat you can't have any pudding. Wife looked at me like I was crazy.

 

[xJesusx56]

Always undercutting the mans authority. Wtf women.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That boy has too many toys.

I have to install a new bathroom faucet. He woke us up twice last night. He got up to pee on his own but he can't turn the water on to wash his hands.

Waterless antibacterial soap dispenser. Boom!

 

[Thrasher865]

My wife had never heard Pink Floyd "Wall". Wtf?

Has she at least heard of "The Wall?"

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Is Jax high?

Welcome to this board! Let us all introduce ourselves to you.

 

[tri_vol]

Has she at least heard of "The Wall?"

pink floyd nazi

 

[Vol'n'beers]

cant remember if I posted this here yet. But speaking of "too many toys", this was the tag on my boys bike]

I think I would be wary of any "free a$$" being given out by great grandparents.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I think I would be wary of any "free a$$" being given out by great grandparents.

Or..... The greatest grandparents ever!

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Or..... The greatest grandparents ever!

Well, my standards have certainly dropped the past 20 years. I can't imagine what awfulness I'd jump on at age 80.

 

[GatorBill]

I wish I had gotten that gift. man, the places I could use that.

 

[GatorBill]

Or..... The greatest grandparents ever!

yeah, it's not like he got "THEIR" ass, it's just an open ended gift.

oh heck, that was punny.

 

[Aavoxx]

It's cold in this airport.

 

[Jax_Vol]

It's cold in this airport.

Yeah, and it's deep too...


Safe travels!

 

[xJesusx56]

Pub mods be hating. They didn't like my advice to delete the new nightshift thread since we already had a better one here.





Wtf?!

 

[OtterFH]

Pub mods be hating. They didn't like my advice to delete the new nightshift thread since we already had a better one here.





Wtf?!

Good thing it's chest day brah.

 

[theFallGuy]

#wtf

 

[xJesusx56]

I did chest last night. It was marvelous.


[Youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd6F3a8Frm8&sns=em[/youtube]

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Dead up in hurr, again!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Good recovery!

 

[Ernest Volmingway]

The moment you've been waiting for has arrived.. Enjoy.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

 

[DjCrenshaw]

 

[theFallGuy]

die thread die

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ernie,

Please post your home address. I need to deliver the Endzone's traditional fruit basket and flowers to your home.

Thanks.