Random Thoughts XXV

[Aavoxx]

What will you study, Aavox?

Information Systems, so I can be some poor bastard's boss one day.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Speaking of awkward...my ex-wife works out there. I hope she's not your admin.

She's not. We don't have any women in our building.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Ron, tell ego to come back.

 

[Aavoxx]

Please consider studying Western Civilization. It will propel your career in ORNL.

You'd be surprised.

She's not. We don't have any women in our building.

Lucky for you.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Since I don't kno what tha fawk y'all talkin bout anyone wanna talk fire dept.. Or first responder bull****..

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Information Systems, so I can be some poor bastard's boss one day.

Is that a 4 year degree or do you just have to hang out with some nerds in the computer lounge?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Please consider studying Western Civilization. It will propel your career in ORNL.

Jazz History IMO.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Since I don't kno what tha fawk y'all talkin bout anyone wanna talk fire dept.. Or first responder bull****..

Ever go to the ER from smoke inhalation?

 

[Volz4lif3]

Where the fawk is JoeDee or Bubba so I can relate..

 

[Aavoxx]

Is that a 4 year degree or do you just have to hang out with some nerds in the computer lounge?

Five for a masters, I think. I'll go online.

I work in IT, but I'm not terribly geeky.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Ever go to the ER from smoke inhalation?

Burns

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Why da fawk won't the FD come rescue cats out my trees?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, tell ego to come back.

I wish he would. His step dad is one of my bosses now. So I guess I have to be nice to him now.

 

[Aavoxx]

Which contractor do you work for Ron? If you don't mind saying.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Five for a masters, I think. I'll go online.

I work in IT, but I'm not terribly geeky.

We'll be the judge of that.

 

[Aavoxx]

We'll be the judge of that.

Pffft...

 

[95 Vol Alum]

When I attempt to burn down houses, I only get the roof going before the FD shows. How do I slow them down some?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Since I don't kno what tha fawk y'all talkin bout anyone wanna talk fire dept.. Or first responder bull****..

Ok, do you feel guilty laying around all day sucking up the taxpayers money?

 

[Volz4lif3]

Why da fawk won't the FD come rescue cats out my trees?

The cats will come down, we jus spray em out the trees now..

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Why do they call the FD the first responders when the media gets there before them everytime?

 

[Volz4lif3]

Ok, do you feel guilty laying around all day sucking up the taxpayers money?

Is this a genuine question or a zone question?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Do you enjoy mouth to mouth with the guy victims?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Which contractor do you work for Ron? If you don't mind saying.

Nothing personal, but I don't think there's any reason to get into that. Drop me an e-mail at ron_mexico66@yahoo.com, if you really want to know. I'd rather not display all that on a message board.

 

[Aavoxx]

Is this a genuine question or a zone question?

Consider the source.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Fuuuuu.....TD Florida.