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Weezer said:
Honestly, I don't think Shakira's face is that attractive. I mean, she's not ugly, I wouldn't put a bag over her head or anything, but I think there are celebrities more beautiful than she is. But her hips, my God her hips, they are freakin' incredible. Her body is super sexy. And for some reason I think the way she can gyrate those hips would make for some mind-blowing, yet brief moments in the sack.
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Somebody needs a cold shower! Side note I concur all that you said. Hips like that do make a mind drift to a happy place.
 
#10,929
#10,929
Fantasy Island was much cooler. Ricardo Montabaln pre Khan. Herves Villachez as Tattoo. That show was epic IMO.
 
#10,934
#10,934
Slydell said:
He was a band leader back in the day. Charo's first husband. She, also, was an award winning flamenco guitar player who took lessons from Segovia.
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Vague memories are rising from the depths of my mind.
 
#10,935
#10,935
BadJerry20 said:
As long as you don't prefer cold sex, that can get you locked up.
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I just read some story about an overseas woman who was literally boning skeletons. She used the bones as sex toys. It's like, seriously, a dildo wasn't enough, you had to use bones. People are out there.

But again, trying to look for the positive, if she's using bones for sex toys, she's likely up for anything. Freaky biatches can be fun, but I don't think I could get that freaky.
 
#10,937
#10,937
If a mind is a terrible thing to waste, I'm a terrible person. That kinda hurts just a lttle.
 
#10,938
#10,938
Weezer said:
I just read some story about an overseas woman who was literally boning skeletons. She used the bones as sex toys. It's like, seriously, a dildo wasn't enough, you had to use bones. People are out there.

But again, trying to look for the positive, if she's using bones for sex toys, she's likely up for anything. Freaky biatches can be fun, but I don't think I could get that freaky.
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Drink/smoke one more, you're almost there!!
 
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#10,940
TEX_VOLFAN said:
Drink/smoke one more, you're almost there!!
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Where am I going? Are you following me? Is that you in the bushes out front? I thought it was a cat, but now I'm reconsidering. All you had to do is knock on the door. I'd have let you in. But no spooning. I save that for the women and my body pillow.
 
#10,942
#10,942
Weezer said:
I just read some story about an overseas woman who was literally boning skeletons. She used the bones as sex toys. It's like, seriously, a dildo wasn't enough, you had to use bones. People are out there.

But again, trying to look for the positive, if she's using bones for sex toys, she's likely up for anything. Freaky biatches can be fun, but I don't think I could get that freaky.
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Bones? Thats pretty nasty. That's a little out there for even me. And I'm a pretty open minded guy.
I knew a girl who used a hot dog once, and it broke off inside her. Had to go to the Dr to get it out. We hooked up a few times pre hot dog incident, she was A LOT of fun! A buddy dated a girl that wanted him to use a beer bottle on her, said it was the only way she could climax. Girls be freaks.
 
#10,943
#10,943
I'm trying to remember. I could be wrong, but I think I've been sober since returning from Vegas. My liver was traumitized on that trip.
 
#10,949
#10,949
****! I gotta go to sleep. I have work in two hours. Today is gonna suck. Oh well.
 
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