Random Thoughts XXV

[SDV]

convo with asian dry cleaning lady

her - you boat
me - what?
Her - you boat?
Me - no
her - why not?
Me - i dont have time for a boat
her - you better. You need go boat. It's important.

r o r

 

[Thrasher865]

r o r

:dry: Racist pig!

 

[VIF]

r o r

*ehr o ehr

 

[Vol'n'beers]

:dry: Racist pig!

*lacist

 

[Thrasher865]

*lacist

Don't think it works backwards, bro. Maybe wacist.

 

[tri_vol]

Ur such an ass lol

I kept thinking why is this lady asking me if I have a boat.

 

[tri_vol]

Got a haircut. Feel like my head is 5 lbs lighter.

 

[Thrasher865]

I need a haircut, but due to financial restraints, I will wait another week.

 

[Slydell]

I need a haircut, but due to financial restraints, I will wait another week.

Damn, how much you paying to cut that crap?

 

[Aavoxx]

Damn, how much you paying to cut that crap?

This.

 

[tri_vol]

I need a haircut, but due to financial restraints, I will wait another week.

Great clips - $10 but I wouldn't recommend going there

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Don't think it works backwards, bro. Maybe wacist.

You'd be suplised. Unless it's Elmer Fudd then wacist works.

 

[Aavoxx]

I pay 30, but it's because the chick is hot.

 

[tri_vol]

I pay 30, but it's because the chick is hot.

Paid $27. She's cute. Plus it's hard to find someone who can cut guys hair with scissors and knows what they are doing.

 

[Thrasher865]

Damn, how much you paying to cut that crap?

$160, unless I get a shampoo. Then, $162.

 

[Jax_Vol]

I pay 30, but it's because the chick is hot.

Me tooooooo!!!

Last time, there was some cut hair on my neck. She blew it off. Instant money shot!

It was embarrassing....


Let some hot young chick blow across the back of your neck and see what happens

 

[Slydell]

$160, unless I get a shampoo. Then, $162.

Might want to think about going somewhere besides Joseph's Coiffures.

 

[VIF]

Paid $27. She's cute. Plus it's hard to find someone who can cut guys hair with scissors and knows what they are doing.

$27 bucks for a scissor cut manscape is a good deal, but a bit too risky for me. Even if she claims to be a professional.:birgits_giggle:

 

[Behr]

I've been cutting my own for three years now. Well, every once in a while lil chupacabra cuts it while she's swinging from the ceiling, but that's just for fun. I have to fix it the next day.

 

[VIF]

$160, unless I get a shampoo. Then, $162.

I guess that is reasonable, seeing as how it is probably very difficult to find someone skilled in the art of the "Eddie Munster".hmy:

 

[tri_vol]

$27 bucks for a scissor cut manscape is a good deal, but a bit too risky for me. Even if she claims to be a professional.:birgits_giggle:

Lulz

 

[Thrasher865]

I guess that is reasonable, seeing as how it is probably very difficult to find someone skilled in the art of the "Eddie Munster".hmy:

I will destroy you.

 

[tri_vol]

Sweet potato chili

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I pay 30, but it's because the chick is hot.

Lulz, same here!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I will destroy you.

Boom!!