Random Thoughts XXV

[hmanvolfan]

My sister can write scrips!

Tell her to send me a scrip for mepergans and I'll take it all back.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tell her to send me a scrip for mepergans and I'll take it all back.

Why the hell you need those?

 

[bubbacurry1]

I had sex earlier.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Lawz!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Why the hell you need those?

Painful memories. opcorn:

 

[Spartacavolus]

Halloween party tomorrow night with about 30 people. We know 2, but barely. Coming in hot with me as the pike buttchugger with a funnel hanging out of my pants, and the wife is a sorority girl carrying tampons and a bottle of vodka.

I love having a cool wife and being stupid at the age of 42. ******* love it.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Can I be your wife's tampon?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Allsome!

 

[Spartacavolus]

Can I be your wife's tampon?

Hell yeah you can

 

[hmanvolfan]

Halloween party tomorrow night with about 30 people. We know 2, but barely. Coming in hot with me as the pike buttchugger with a funnel hanging out of my pants, and the wife is a sorority girl carrying tampons and a bottle of vodka.

I love having a cool wife and being stupid at the age of 42. ******* love it.

I wish we had grown up together.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I think hman wants to be the funnel!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Relationships like spartys and slice/reds give me a little hope

 

[hmanvolfan]

I think hman wants to be the funnel!

That doesn't make any sense doosh nozzle.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Hell yeah you can

He has great absorbancy, which = He sucks!

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Relationships like spartys and slice/reds give me a little hope

I'll give you a little sumthin....

 

[hmanvolfan]

I'll give you a little sumthin....

Very little!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I'll give you a little sumthin....

Pill?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I wish we had grown up together.

I think hman wants to be the funnel!

That doesn't make any sense doosh nozzle.

You're kinda up Sparty's butt, imo...

 

[BonesVol]

Tex's gf I need an antibiotic
Pooch's sister I need some percs

No script needed. I got ya covered on the school buses!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

No script needed. I got ya covered on the school buses!

Gotta have a script. I got drug tested the other day at work. I was a nervous wreck

 

[hmanvolfan]

You're kinda up Sparty's butt, imo...

Maybe you should get off my butt.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Gotta have a script. I got drug tested the other day at work. I was a nervous wreck

The good news, I passed my recent random drug test.


The bad news, my dealer got some explaining to do.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I hadn't taken anything since Labor Day weekend. But idk just makes me paranoid

 

[BonesVol]

Gotta have a script. I got drug tested the other day at work. I was a nervous wreck

Well then you are good for a while then.

 

[hmanvolfan]

The good news, I passed my recent random drug test.


The bad news, my dealer got some explaining to do.

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