I'm sick as a dog and haven't slept all night, but on the bright side, I've read some entertaining articles on the web. Did you know there's a beauty contest in China that has a minimum distance between nipples rule? Or that in India they have developed a new vagina tightening gel to make you feel like a virgin again? I also read some sick story about an uncle raping his 13 year old niece while her dad watched, and oddly, it happened in Alabama. Article said the whole family had a problem with rape and incest, or would that be no problem? Anywho, there are some sick people in this world that need to be shot.