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for a door to door vacuum salesman, you're sure on here a lot.

Yeah that's why I've been at your house while you're gone. "Selling vaccums". Is that what she calls it?

What are you doing this weekend, you fing loser?
 
Mercedes. It's an 06 but for a first car, can't beat it.

No, if you do I'll use my hot tub time machine to bring you back the 87 4 door corrolla I drove. FTR it produced like 97 HP; A screamer
 
Yeah that's why I've been at your house while you're gone. "Selling vaccums". Is that what she calls it?

What are you doing this weekend, you fing loser?

nobody is at my house besides the dog, you sick ****.

plan on watching a lot of football, and using a lot of smokeless tobacco. you?
 
nobody is at my house besides the dog, you sick ****.

plan on watching a lot of football, and using a lot of smokeless tobacco. you?

Running around Knox tomorrow. May go to the Old City. Not sure yet. I'm unsure of what to do bc there's be a lot of good games on.
 
it's the place to be. we're getting a petro's.



you're so sensitive. i knew you'd want to move to knoxville after you heard about the anal injections from ut.

I thought it was you during the press conference. Did you suck on a lemon afterwards?
 
nope. strutted into moe's like i owned that ***** and ordered a homewrecker with extra hot sauce.
 
for the 23rd time, i will not be attending the game. i work 6pm-2am that night, so i'll get to play 9-12 holes of golf, and then i'll have to bounce.

and learn to spell finally, idiot.
 
for the 23rd time, i will not be attending the game. i work 6pm-2am that night, so i'll get to play 9-12 holes of golf, and then i'll have to bounce.

and learn to spell finally, idiot.

I swear to God, I would beat the living **** out of you, but it would probably be classfied as a hate crime, due to your height and sexual orientation.
 
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