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Thrasher865 said:
Had to change strategy with the cat. Every time I pick him up off my lap and throw him across the room he comes running back. So I just pet him really hard and cuddle him and kiss him repeatedly on the face and he gets pissed and runs away.
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All the same. They say they want a good guy, but they really want the bad boy.
 
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Huge bags under my eyes.

My photo got deleted, then when I made a comment about it getting deleted, that comment got deleted. :)

What's this place coming to?
 
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I hear there's been looting and pillaging in the ff. I say shoot 'em all.
 
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#9,132
And by shoot I mean ban, so please Mr. random FBI man that monitors the internetz, don't come and get me.
 
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#9,133
If the neighbors little dog comes growling and barking at me again when I take the trash out I'm gonna Palardy that little rat.
 
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Thrasher865 said:
Had to change strategy with the cat. Every time I pick him up off my lap and throw him across the room he comes running back. So I just pet him really hard and cuddle him and kiss him repeatedly on the face and he gets pissed and runs away.
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Pussygalore
 
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volfan6782 said:
If the neighbors little dog comes growling and barking at me again when I take the trash out I'm gonna Palardy that little rat.
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I remedied my 2 yapping neighbor mutts with the hose on full blast spread to the property line. It took 2 dousings.

Little bad asses thought they was cool yapping through that fence till they realized that water was an extension of my backhand
 
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headed to Michigan to tell my pops goodbye. Hoping I get there before he leave Gods green earth. Not soliciting for prayers, but I will take em if ya got em. Yake care yall. see ya in a few days . maybe sooner.
 
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GatorBill said:
headed to Michigan to tell my pops goodbye. Hoping I get there before he leave Gods green earth. Not soliciting for prayers, but I will take em if ya got em. Yake care yall. see ya in a few days . maybe sooner.
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Safe travels and God speed
 
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