Random Thoughts XXV

[wildnkrazykat]

Go Washington

 

[Aavoxx]

Drankin'. Eating pizza. Eyeballing chicks to the point it's uncomfortable for both of us....

Sounds like any day that ends in a y.

 

[bubbacurry1]

Go Washington

I will cut you.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

No u won't

 

[bubbacurry1]

yes I will.

 

[BearCat204]

I will cut you.

Stop stealing my material

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Stop stealing my material

Hahahaha. bearcat's material. Hahahaha....

 

[bubbacurry1]

Stop stealing my material

who are you again?

 

[BearCat204]

who are you again?

The guy who's material you keep stealing

 

[bubbacurry1]

that damned lamb made me gassy.

 

[bubbacurry1]

I just wanna say that I love most of you.

 

[Aavoxx]

I just wanna say that I love most of you.

Can we get a list?

 

[Behr]

that damned lamb made me gassy.

Did you compliment it with mint jelly?

 

[Behr]

"Hadda Hadda, felt so good I want to stuff may face with Pepwidge foms."

 

[OtterFH]

I just wanna say that I love most of you.

Me?

 

[bubbacurry1]

Did you compliment it with mint jelly?

no.

 

[bubbacurry1]

Me?

yup, we str8

 

[bubbacurry1]

I told my wife earlier that I had something straight we needed to get between us.

 

[Behr]

I know, I told her to hang up.

 

[OtterFH]

My uncle told me the other day he went to the doctor for his check up. He is in his. 60 's and drinks daily. He's in great shape. He said his female doctor said. " everything looks good"
Him: but what?
Her: well I'm kind of embarrassed to say...
Him: well say tell me.
Her: do you have problems with your erection?
Him: well since you mention it I do.
Her: ok what is it?
Him: well...I've got a problem finding a place to put the damn thing.
All nursing staff: laughter
My aunt was not laughing.

 

[Aavoxx]

My uncle told me the other day he went to the doctor for his check up. He is in his. 60 's and drinks daily. He's in great shape. He said his female doctor said. " everything looks good"
Him: but what?
Her: well I'm kind of embarrassed to say...
Him: well say tell me.
Her: do you have problems with your erection?
Him: well since you mention it I do.
Her: ok what is it?
Him: well...I've got a problem finding a place to put the damn thing.
All nursing staff: laughter
My aunt was not laughing.

Gold.

 

[Behr]

no.

There you go.

 

[Behr]

I ain't as good as I once was

But I'm as good once .....as I ever was.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Go Washington

Not going so good.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

TEX!!! sup brah