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#4,730
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TEX_VOLFAN said:
Sweet, tell him I'd like to buy him a drink when I get to town. I bet he has some awesome stories!
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He does. Really don't know if he's drinking anymore. He looks sort of frail now. He's about hobbit size, too. I wished him an early Happy Birthday. It's May 21st. He's lost a lot of hearing and, obviously, slowed down a bit.
 
#4,733
#4,733
Me and Johnny Majors been cat fishin'. I woulda gone with Scott Hamil-Hamilton but he was drankin' with Sparty.
 
#4,734
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Slydell said:
He does. Really don't know if he's drinking anymore. He looks sort of frail now. He's about hobbit size, too. I wished him an early Happy Birthday. It's May 21st. He's lost a lot of hearing and, obviously, slowed down a bit.
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Well, I'll buy him an Ensure then, lulz.
 
#4,738
#4,738
I have to start relating some stories about my new adventures in Knoxlandcity. So, a few days ago, I was at Hardy's still getting caught up on my Hardy's fix. Don't remember what I got but I was peppering the crap out of the fries. I don't salt them just load them with pepper. You know how you can sometimes feel someone is watching you? I looked up and around and the woman across from me was watching. I'd guess she was 5 feet tall and about 250.

I met her stare and did like a What? body language thing. She told me that that was very bad for my health (I assumed right off that she thought I was using a ton of salt on the fries).

Conversation that ensued.

Fat Lady-I'm sorry, I didn't meant to startle you.
Slydell-Well, you did.
Fat Lady-How's that?
Slydell-Well, first off, this is pepper and not salt like you thought.
Fat Lady-I'm sorry. What else?
Slydell-I never heard a whale talk before.

Obviously, conversation ended right there.
 
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Slydell said:
I have to start relating some stories about my new adventures in Knoxlandcity. So, a few days ago, I was at Hardy's still getting caught up on my Hardy's fix. Don't remember what I got but I was peppering the crap out of the fries. I don't salt them just load them with pepper. You know how you can sometimes feel someone is watching you? I looked up and around and the woman across from me was watching. I'd guess she was 5 feet tall and about 250.

I met her stare and did like a What? body language thing. She told me that that was very bad for my health (I assumed right off that she thought I was using a ton of salt on the fries).

Conversation that ensued.

Fat Lady-I'm sorry, I didn't meant to startle you.
Slydell-Well, you did.
Fat Lady-How's that?
Slydell-Well, first off, this is pepper and not salt like you thought.
Fat Lady-I'm sorry. What else?
Slydell-I never heard a whale talk before.

Obviously, conversation ended right there.
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I laffed
 
#4,741
#4,741
Slydell said:
I have to start relating some stories about my new adventures in Knoxlandcity. So, a few days ago, I was at Hardy's still getting caught up on my Hardy's fix. Don't remember what I got but I was peppering the crap out of the fries. I don't salt them just load them with pepper. You know how you can sometimes feel someone is watching you? I looked up and around and the woman across from me was watching. I'd guess she was 5 feet tall and about 250.

I met her stare and did like a What? body language thing. She told me that that was very bad for my health (I assumed right off that she thought I was using a ton of salt on the fries).

Conversation that ensued.

Fat Lady-I'm sorry, I didn't meant to startle you.
Slydell-Well, you did.
Fat Lady-How's that?
Slydell-Well, first off, this is pepper and not salt like you thought.
Fat Lady-I'm sorry. What else?
Slydell-I never heard a whale talk before.

Obviously, conversation ended right there.
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Damn sly, I never knew you were so blunt...
 
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