Random Thoughts XXIX

[VolFan32]

I've heard you can pray that stuff away.

Hasn't worked for Jenny.

 

[Slydell]

True.

 

[BadJerry20]

Was this the beech you were with when you got you window busted?

Yessir

 

[VolFan32]

Yessir

You should def hang out with her. Can't get worse than what happened last time.

 

[BadJerry20]

But she's a lesbian. She doesn't like the peen.

Part time lesbian I guess.

 

[BadJerry20]

You should def hang out with her. Can't get worse than what happened last time.

The crazy ex threw the brick, she's kinda long gone.

 

[BadJerry20]

Does she have her own teeth?

No sir, I like em toothless and dirty.

 

[VolFan32]

The crazy ex threw the brick, she's kinda long gone.

Then there ya go.

 

[BadJerry20]

What did ***** do to get locked up for 3o days?

Didn't ask, I'm assuming another DUI charge maybe?

 

[heartvols]

makes him wear a strap on.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I hate fords.

Me too.....................except these.................

 

[bubbacurry1]

I feel like snatching the life out of somebody.

 

[Slydell]

Go ahead. Make my day.

 

[heartvols]

Hey bubba did the plants survive the cold weather?

 

[mcompton]

lol

 

[heartvols]

Go ahead. Make my day.

Well hello there Mr. Eastwood.

 

[bubbacurry1]

Hey bubba did the plants survive the cold weather?

yes. They have strong roots.

I will sell you a 2012 Shelby GT 500 with 573 miles on it.

 

[heartvols]

yes. They have strong roots.

I will sell you a 2012 Shelby GT 500 with 573 miles on it.

How much?

 

[GBO18]

How much?

 

[heartvols]

Shut up Gob, he's talking to me!

 

[mcompton]

I'll give you $1 cash for it.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Yeah, shut up goober.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I'll go tree fiddy.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

yes. They have strong roots.

I will sell you a 2012 Shelby GT 500 with 573 miles on it.

Pics?

 

[bubbacurry1]

Shut up Gob, he's talking to me!

55k. Never been rained on. Back seat has never been sat in. Absolutely never been smoked in.