Random Thoughts XXIX

[Nerd-Vol]

a ghey black unicorn?

I hope you have a bowel movement in your sleep.

 

[Weezer]

Bacon and maple syrup. Like peanut butter and jelly imo. Perfect for each other. Thinking about it is giving my heart a woody.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I hope you have a bowel movement in your sleep.

That's every night but Friday for TFG. That's when he has ghey sexy time.

 

[theFallGuy]

That's every night but Friday for TFG. That's when he has ghey sexy time.

yusomadbro?

 

[VolFan32]

Bacon and maple syrup. Like peanut butter and jelly imo. Perfect for each other. Thinking about it is giving my heart a woody.

Liked.

 

[theFallGuy]

I hope you have a bowel movement in your sleep.

I shart in your direction

 

[Unknown Muppet]

yusomadbro?

You haven't been around as much. I have to get my jokes in in shorter amounts of time.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I hate how they keep saying the Rockets will have to go home if they lose tonight. They are already home! The accurate thing is to say they have to go away and not play NBA basketball for a few weeks.

 

[theFallGuy]

You haven't been around as much. I have to get my jokes in in shorter amounts of time.

i've been busy beefing up my cocaine imports from columbia

 

[Weezer]

Unicorns have lots of sex. They're horny.

 

[Aavoxx]

Unicorns have lots of sex. They're horny.

I loled.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

i've been busy beefing up my cocaine imports from columbia

You need a good launderer. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a a guy from New Jersey who has a brother in law who he thinks may be Sicilian.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Unicorns have lots of sex. They're horny.

Liked.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

i've been busy beefing up my cocaine imports from columbia

And changing your sheets too if the ghey black unicorn has any real power.

 

[theFallGuy]

And changing your sheets too if the ghey black unicorn has any real power.

no, I will sleep n depends tonight

 

[Nerd-Vol]

no, I will sleep n depends tonight

wtf?

 

[Vol'n'beers]

no, I will sleep n depends tonight

Checkmate! Nice work.

 

[theFallGuy]

wtf?

dude. wth

 

[Weezer]

I've always thought "depends" was a strange name for adult diapers. They should call them "oops, I **** myself".

 

[hmanvolfan]

You people are in rare form tonight. Rare as in dodo bird rare.

 

[theFallGuy]

You people are in rare form tonight. Rare as in dodo bird rare.

look an old person. they sure are funny

 

[Weezer]

What do you mean by "you people"? I smell racism.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

What do you mean by "you people"? I smell racism.

No, that is just TFG having another bowel movement in his sleep.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

look an old person. they sure are funny

He heard there was talk of Depends and swooped in for some coupons.

 

[hmanvolfan]

look an old person. they sure are funny

Look, a dipsh^t, I wish he would go away and not come back.