Random Thoughts XXIX

[BadJerry20]

Earhole..

I got bored for awhile and decided to see how many girls would let me do that. It was a high percentage.

 

[BadJerry20]

2 vaginas?

I'm fawked I can barely satisfy one.

 

[Volz4lif3]

I'm fawked I can barely satisfy one.

Call for backup..

 

[Slydell]

I'm done. Nite all. Heart, send me a PM and let me know where we're meeting at in the 'Boro.

 

[Aavoxx]

She might her glass eye out, BJ.

It's not your creeper chick, is it?

 

[Volz4lif3]

I'm done. Nite all. Heart, send me a PM and let me know where we're meeting at in the 'Boro.

Night Sly, OD all talk..

 

[BadJerry20]

She might her glass eye out, BJ.

It's not your creeper chick, is it?

Sexy.

Nah she's trying to get me to meet her at Baxters. I said no, so she'll probably be in my driveway later.

 

[Aavoxx]

Sexy.

Nah she's trying to get me to meet her at Baxters. I said no, so she'll probably be in my driveway later.

Have you tried ignoring her to see if she'll go away?

#mixedmessages

 

[BadJerry20]

Have you tried ignoring her to see if she'll go away?

#mixedmessages

Ok the problem is sometimes when the bar sux I need a late night companion.

 

[Aavoxx]

Ok the problem is sometimes when the bar sux I need a late night companion.

 

[BadJerry20]

Yeah yeah I know. Lulz

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Yeah yeah I know. Lulz

Stop creating the crazy, brah.

 

[Aavoxx]

Stop creating the crazy, brah.

This.

 

[BadJerry20]

Stop creating the crazy, brah.

I just feed the crazy. Plus crazy=fun times

 

[BadJerry20]

This.

You 2 really are adorable.

 

[Aavoxx]

Kendrick Perkins is going to rip someone's arm off and beat them to death with it.

 

[Aavoxx]

Also, Alice Eve...good lawd.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Kendrick Perkins is going to rip someone's arm off and beat them to death with it.

I might watch the NBA if that actually happened.

 

[BadJerry20]

Kendrick Perkins is going to rip someone's arm off and beat them to death with it.

If only he could play. That dude fell off so bad once he got traded.

 

[Aavoxx]

If only he could play. That dude fell off so bad once he got traded.

Disagree. He's perfect for the Thunder.

 

[BadJerry20]

Disagree. He's perfect for the Thunder.

If 6pts and 6rbs is perfect then yes he is perfect. They should have amnestied his azz and resigned Harden.

 

[Aavoxx]

If 6pts and 6rbs is perfect then yes he is perfect. They should have amnestied his azz and resigned Harden.

His nasty demeanor is all that team needs. If you let him go, and sign Harden, who's playing in the middle?

 

[VolFan32]

A girl just text me saying she has 4 holes I can play with. I'm great at math, so something doesn't add up.

Stay the fawk away. As someone who also deals with crazy, I've never heard some **** like that

 

[BadJerry20]

His nasty demeanor is all that team needs. If you let him go, and sign Harden, who's playing in the middle?

The same person that plays it for Miami, you run people out of the building.

 

[BadJerry20]

Stay the fawk away. As someone who also deals with crazy, I've never heard some **** like that

Hence my curiosity