Random Thoughts XXIX

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That's part of what pisses me off. All the DL's I've had in the past 25 years have required a birth certificate. Can they not figure that crap out by now?

Obama hates us!

 

[Slydell]

Started way before then. It would be good to see a fiery sword stuck up the ass of everyone involved in where we have come to. OK, so done whining for the night.


Nite, Tex and anyone else lurking.

 

[blupotato]

Started way before then. It would be good to see a fiery sword stuck up the ass of everyone involved in where we have come to. OK, so done whining for the night.


Nite, Tex and anyone else lurking.

Nite man, F Tex!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Later sly! Yeah F, Tex!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Wtf!

 

[rmsmith]

you talkin to yurself brahhhhhh?

 

[rmsmith]

Toodles errybody. Katie's last day of school, she's so excited. Me? meh, if i could keep her little forever i would... but she says 'that's silly daddy'

 

[mcompton]

Mossbergs will kick the living **** out of you. Just sayin.

This

 

[mcompton]

My gun collection will grow this winter, I hope.

I bought a Taurus 44 mag revolver for absolutely no reason last week. It's a cool handgun.

 

[tri_vol]

wife talking about something that happened last year and says "wonder why that still upsets me". dumb azz me was still half asleep and thought she actually wanted an answer.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Welcome to the inner workings of my mind.


Good line in a song called Hurricane

 

[VIF]

wife talking about something that happened last year and says "wonder why that still upsets me". dumb azz me was still half asleep and thought she actually wanted an answer.

Oh lawd. You need to learn some reactionary statements and techniques.
#1 repeat her question back to her...Why do you think it still upsets your dear?" Then do this..opcorn:

#2 reach over and grasp her hand, look her in the eye and say "it's alright dear, I love you.":huggy:

#3 start to fake snore and see if she buys it.

#4 "Hold that thought dear, I really have to pee."

Hope this helps.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Or say it bothers you cause women are ****ing nuts. Get over it kids are starving in Africa. You really ain't got no problems

 

[Spartacavolus]

I just fart and say 'did ya hear dat' like will ferrell in Elf

 

[VIF]

Or say it bothers you cause women are ****ing nuts. Get over it kids are starving in Africa. You really ain't got no problems

I think Tri wants to remain married, but that is a good exit strategy. lol:

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I think Tri wants to remain married, but that is a good exit strategy. lol:

If its a year old drama it's either really bad **** or something dumb as ****

 

[VIF]

If its a year old drama it's either really bad **** or something dumb as ****

Either way, it's moronic to call her on it. If mama ain't happy.........:yes:

 

[tri_vol]

Oh lawd. You need to learn some reactionary statements and techniques.
#1 repeat her question back to her...Why do you think it still upsets your dear?" Then do this..opcorn:

#2 reach over and grasp her hand, look her in the eye and say "it's alright dear, I love you.":huggy:

#3 start to fake snore and see if she buys it.

#4 "Hold that thought dear, I really have to pee."

Hope this helps.

Lulz. When I was done she said why would you say that. I said sorry thought you wanted an answer. my bad gonna take a shower now.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Either way, it's moronic to call her on it. If mama ain't happy.........:yes:

Men pussy footing around women is what's wrong with the world

 

[tri_vol]

I just fart and say 'did ya hear dat' like will ferrell in Elf

Lulz

 

[VolFan32]

Women trying to make us figure out what the **** is going on in their heads instead of just telling us is also what's wrong with the world.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Women trying to make us figure out what the **** is going on in their heads instead of just telling us is also what's wrong with the world.

I agree.

 

[Spartacavolus]

What some of you younger guys don't know is that when women hit 40, they go bat**** crazy in some form or fashion.

 

[tri_vol]

Or say it bothers you cause women are ****ing nuts. Get over it kids are starving in Africa. You really ain't got no problems

Oh lawd. I'll try this next time but I might need to crash on your couch.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Oh lawd. I'll try this next time but I might need to crash on your couch.

Couch, love seat, 3 theatre chairs, a single or king. Knock urself out