Random Thoughts XXIX

[Aavoxx]

Can you leave me the ranger?

I traded the Ranger years ago.

 

[Aavoxx]

See happy thoughts women have a nurturing nature. Show her your homemade splint.

I should call and order the pizza girl. No pizza, just the girl.

 

[DD4ME]

Can you leave me the ranger?

We're running some insurance fraud on it right now. You can pick up the pieces in Detroit.

 

[DD4ME]

I should call and order the pizza girl. No pizza, just the girl.

Extra meat

 

[Slydell]

Tragic.



No.



Mmm, pizza girl.

Well, she died about 40 years after the injury but you get the point.

 

[VolFan32]

We're running some insurance fraud on it right now. You can pick up the pieces in Detroit.

Chop shop

 

[DD4ME]

Well, she died about 40 years after the injury but you get the point.

So there is a correlation.

 

[mcompton]

Well, she died about 40 years after the injury but you get the point.

lulz

 

[Slydell]

So there is a correlation.

Absolutely. I have no doubt. So, if you have an elbow injury, you will die.

 

[Aavoxx]

Well, she died about 40 years after the injury but you get the point.

I hope to live a little longer than 40 more years.

 

[rmsmith]

I hope you're ambidextrous because fapping is going to be difficult.

 

[Aavoxx]

News flash, errrrrbody dies.

 

[Slydell]

Voxx, I can't believe that no one has started a prayer thread for you. It's against my religion, but it's needed.

 

[Slydell]

News flash, errrrrbody dies.

Not necessarily, old bean. Am I dead? No? Will I die? No and no one can prove that I will.

 

[mcompton]

Absolutely. I have no doubt. So, if you have an elbow injury, you will die.

Holy shyte, I tore my MUL completely off the bone 2 yrs ago. How long have I got doc?

 

[DD4ME]

Just so we are clear if Voxx has to have surgery Nerd is going to have to handle things like wiping his ass for him. It was his horrible pass, he's out of school and he doesn't take the bar until July. We've already prepped him for that anyway.

Nerd Voxx likes 2 ply.

 

[Aavoxx]

I hope you're ambidextrous because fapping is going to be difficult.

It's not fractured that badly.

Voxx, I can't believe that no one has started a prayer thread for you. It's against my religion, but it's needed.

Please baby Jesus, no.

 

[DD4ME]

News flash, errrrrbody dies.

Moby Dick says wrong

 

[Slydell]

Holy shyte, I tore my MUL completely off the bone 2 yrs ago. How long have I got doc?

I give it a month. By the way, we've been trying to contact you about it for 30 days. Sorry. RIP.

 

[rmsmith]

It's not fractured that badly.

good

Please baby Jesus, no.

lol this is funny if you do it in Ricky Bobby's voice.

 

[DD4ME]

It's not fractured that badly.

Lulz - he's already tested it

 

[Slydell]

It's not fractured that badly.



Please baby Jesus, no.

Dear baby hay Zeus. Pleaee heal Voxx. He's a good person with a 14" verticle that has been missed.

 

[mcompton]

RIP MCompton

 

[theFallGuy]

buncha poocies n hear! wtf

 

[DD4ME]

Nerd, please bring those wet butt wipes too.