Random Thoughts XXIX

[DD4ME]

Hi boobies, how is u today?

Wish I could say perky

 

[DD4ME]

I have to go to Humboldt this weekend for a wedding. The **** is there to do in Humboldt?

**** bridesmaids?

 

[VolFan32]

**** bridesmaids?

Not these. Good Baptist girls.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Wish I could say perky

What's wrong?

 

[DD4ME]

What's wrong?

Need more coffe. Was out at home this morning.

 

[DD4ME]

Not these. Good Baptist girls.

Get wetter than fook at a wedding too. Female kryptonite. That and babies.

 

[Wickerhead]

Not these. Good Baptist girls.

They like it too.

 

[DD4ME]

They like it too.

Piihb - still a virgin

 

[VolFan32]

Piihb - still a virgin

True

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Need more coffe. Was out at home this morning.

Not a coffee fan myself but hope u find it

 

[DD4ME]

Take some whiskey 32 and load the phone with pics of any kids in your family. Show em off to all the ladies >25 that aren't married and don't have kids. Also take some rubbers.

 

[VolFan32]

Brilliant.

 

[DD4ME]

I swear women get hormonal at weddings but in a good way. Biological clock banging, dancing, crying and all dressed up with no where to go. They lose their shizz. Haven't left a wedding yet without tapping Mrs DD in some closet or restroom. Just FYI in case you invite me to yours.

 

[DD4ME]

Not a coffee fan myself but hope u find it

Scored some things are looking up.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Scored some things are looking up.

That's a plus

 

[VolFan32]

I'm not even sure booze will be served, but won't stop me from bringing a flask.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

That's a real Baptist wedding lol

 

[SDV]

I have to go to Humboldt this weekend for a wedding. The **** is there to do in Humboldt?

Bath salts

 

[VolFan32]

Yep. Unfortunately. And it's in the middle of nowhere.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Meh, do what u gotta do

 

[VolFan32]

Bath salts

Was thinking maybe meth is more readily-available.

 

[VolFan32]

Why the eff do I care that Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy? Why is it newsworthy that she doesn't have cancer?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Why the eff do I care that Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy? Why is it newsworthy that she doesn't have cancer?

I would contend that it is because it is unusual to have a mastectomy prior to cancer. That and celebrity news is always stupid.

 

[Thrasher865]

I would contend that it is because it is unusual to have a mastectomy prior to cancer. That and celebrity news is always stupid.

I thought it was a bit strange, until I saw that it was Angelina Jolie. Cutting her boobs off might be one of the more normal things about her.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I would contend that it is because it is unusual to have a mastectomy prior to cancer. That and celebrity news is always stupid.

Now that they have identified the specific gene the practice, especially in women who have a family history, is becoming more common