Random Thoughts XXIX

[BadJerry20]

I'm pro defense, I like to lay the hit, rather than being hit. #Realtalk

Past experience?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Past experience?

Football talk

 

[BadJerry20]

#Texgottasecret

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

#TexgotAhotbabe

 

[BadJerry20]

#realtalk ain't no way I could catch. The female body is the most amazing invention ever created. I do like make people uncomfortable by talking about it though. Especially in other forums.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

She's not your type BJ, but she's awesome, IMO.

 

[BadJerry20]

#texgottahotbeardthathasacutebrotherthattexpokes

 

[BadJerry20]

She's not your type BJ, but she's awesome, IMO.

My type? Is she hot and not fat with a vag? Cause that's my type.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

#texgottahotbeardthathasacutebrotherthattexpokes

Huh?

 

[BadJerry20]

Huh?

Translation, you gf is your beard and you bang her cute brother

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

My type? Is she hot and not fat with a vag? Cause that's my type.

She wouldn't walk into a club that you frequent and if she did people would label her uppity because of the way she looks. I've already ran into that prob in a bar.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

No sir. That is a nono zone. I'm a freak, but that is not an option.

Noted!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Translation, you gf is your beard and you bang her cute brother

Um......No! Plus her brother just got DX with MS.

 

[BadJerry20]

She wouldn't walk into a club that you frequent and if she did people would label her uppity because of the way she looks. I've already ran into that prob in a bar.

So you are saying I date dirt legs? Rude sir. Seriously you do seem like you have a good one, hang on to her they are hard to find.

 

[blupotato]

She wouldn't walk into a club that you frequent and if she did people would label her uppity because of the way she looks. I've already ran into that prob in a bar.

Because she would put the other women to shame imo.

#badforbusiness

 

[BadJerry20]

Noted!

I'm going to assume that you have encountered this before. No judging, do whatcha do.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

So you are saying I date dirt legs? Rude sir. Seriously you do seem like you have a good one, hang on to her they are hard to find.

Not saying that at all, I've been there. Get the best around, but even then, they're not keepers.

 

[BadJerry20]

Because she would put the other women to shame imo.

Stfu taters, we are talking here

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm going to assume that you have encountered this before. No judging, do whatcha do.

No, just noted that you have not!

 

[BadJerry20]

Not saying that at all, I've been there. Get the best around, but even then, they're not keepers.

I'm just giving you a hard time. You have to wreck a few Camrys before you can own a Benz.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Because she would put the other women to shame imo.

#badforbusiness

Usually ends up other girls wanting to kick her ass cause they don't seem worthy! Girls don't like bring the ugly duckling around better looking chick! Srs


P.S. I'd never let that happen by the way

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm just giving you a hard time. You have to wreck a few Camrys before you can own a Benz.

I've wrecked a lot of pos cars so I finally worked my way up. Practice makes perfect. Lulz

 

[blupotato]

Usually ends up other girls wanting to kick her ass cause they don't seem worthy! Girls don't like bring the ugly duckling around better looking chick! Srs


P.S. I'd never let that happen by the way

Exactly.

 

[BadJerry20]

I've wrecked a lot of pos cars so I finally worked my way up. Practice makes perfect. Lulz

My ADHD won't allow me to have a Benz yet. To many Camrys zooming around the parking lot.

 

[BadJerry20]

Exactly.

What did I just tell you?