Random Thoughts XXIV

[tri_vol]

So you've had a fat chick sit on your chest before?

No but I can't imagine it'd feel much different

 

[joeydupree]

My baby just fell asleep in my arms...

 

[Nerd-Vol]

No but I can't imagine it'd feel much different

Oh my!!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

My parents took away my car and I've had to walk two miles to and from classes multiple times a day sometimes. My legs are starting to ache.

 

[Thrasher865]

My parents took away my car and I've had to walk two miles to and from classes multiple times a day sometimes. My legs are starting to ache.

Get a job.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

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Not bad.

 

[tri_vol]

My parents took away my car and I've had to walk two miles to and from classes multiple times a day sometimes. My legs are starting to ache.

how that happen? Ain't you like 21 or 22

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

No but I can't imagine it'd feel much different

Ribs take forever to heal. They're always moving when you breath.

 

[tri_vol]

Ribs take forever to heal. They're always moving when you breath.

Doesnt help that I helped a customer build a sunroom today.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Prolly not.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Get a job.

Not too much that's close enough for me to walk to after class.

 

[bubbacurry1]

isnt it about time to start the next Random thread?

 

[LittleCat]

nah

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

isnt it about time to start the next Random thread?

Not even close.

 

[Thrasher865]

How long til I'm allowed to fap to Selena Gomez?

 

[Thrasher865]

isnt it about time to start the next Random thread?

12,000 posts braj

 

[tri_vol]

Why do I keep getting ads to meet single nerd girls?

 

[bubbacurry1]

aight den.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

How long til I'm allowed to fap to Selena Gomez?

She is 20. Fap away.

 

[Thrasher865]

She is 20. Fap away.

WTF? Don't lie.

 

[Thrasher865]

Her face is like 14, but her body is perfect (like 16 or 17)

 

[bubbacurry1]

Jerry Jones is a rapping mofo...

 

[Slydell]

Why do I keep getting ads to meet single nerd girls?

Christian mingle has me in their sights. Get at least two emails a week.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

WTF? Don't lie.

Selena Marie Gomez was born to Mandy Teefey and Ricardo Gomez on July 22, 1992. At a young age, she moved from New York to Grand Prairie, Texas. Giving birth to Selena at 16, her mom Mandy recalls living "paycheck-to-paycheck". Selena started out on "Barney & Friends" (1992) as "Gianna" in 2001 where she really discovered her talent. Unfortunately, they dropped her from the series after just two years. In 2003, she had a very small role in the movie Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003) and a bit part in 2005 when she played "Julie" in Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) with Mitchel Musso and in 2006 as "Emily Grace Garcia" in Brain Zapped (2006) (TV) when she recorded a song for the movie. She she guest starred as "Gwen" in "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" (2005) and as Hannah's rival, the 'evil' "Mikayla", in "Hannah Montana" (2006). Selena's amazing talent landed her roles in two Disney series, both spin-offs. Unfortunately, neither show was picked up until 2007 when she got the role of "Alex Russo" in the magical series "Wizards of Waverly Place" (2007) which she auditioned for three times. In March 2008, she made her first animated movie Horton Hears a Who! (2008) and later starred in Another Cinderella Story (2008) (V) with Disney Channel star Drew Seeley for ABC Family. Her two Disney Channel Original Movies Princess Protection Program (2009) (TV), with real-life BFF Demi Lovato, and Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (2009) (TV) will both air Summer 2009.

 

[Thrasher865]

You're a google wizard