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GatorBill said:
I have a bad hammy. Cannot attempt.

If I could, it would still be her.

EDIT: the rest of the hill.

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Please tell me you are still faster biking up it than she is running.
 
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tri_vol said:
Please tell me you are still faster biking up it than she is running.
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Oh, there is no way in hell Im attempting that hill on a bike. There are other hills on our normal route that are the same height, but at less of a slope. Im sure if I were to try, I could beat her up those hills, but I usually gear it so that I stick right with her. But not all of them, we have a tough route. Those hills are a killer.
 
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GatorBill said:
Oh, there is no way in hell Im attempting that hill on a bike. There are other hills on our normal route that are the same height, but at less of a slope. Im sure if I were to try, I could beat her up those hills, but I usually gear it so that I stick right with her. But not all of them, we have a tough route. Those hills are a killer.
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#oldpeople
 
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I laffed at the dood that got his hair spot bleached and all happy about getting to camp, only to be cut before he even put on his pads for the first time.
 
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Thrasher865 said:
Bedroom stories? Do tell.
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The spot where the top of the Hammy attaches to the bone is also the spot where the nerve that controls yer lilFeller. :)

I tore the hammy at about 4pm. Iced it for a couple hours. Went to bed about 11pm. Apparently.....when the hammy swells, and puts pressure on that nerve.....the nerve says "WELL HELLO! GOOD TO SEE YOU"

The disclaimers on the viagra/cialis commercials about "if the lilFeller lasts for more that 4 hours call your doctor". Well, they mean it.

I woke up at about 6am, and what would have normally been a good case of morning wood, became the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I screamed. I cried. I immersed myself in ice. I would not wish this pain on my worst enemy. Seriously. I wouldnt even wish this on a bama fan.

4 nights in a row of that stuff. I finally started sleeping on a bag of ice.

I have since learned how to use this bad hammy to my advantage.
 
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GatorBill said:
The spot where the top of the Hammy attaches to the bone is also the spot where the nerve that controls yer lilFeller. :)

I tore the hammy at about 4pm. Iced it for a couple hours. Went to bed about 11pm. Apparently.....when the hammy swells, and puts pressure on that nerve.....the nerve says "WELL HELLO! GOOD TO SEE YOU"

The disclaimers on the viagra/cialis commercials about "if the lilFeller lasts for more that 4 hours call your doctor". Well, they mean it.

I woke up at about 6am, and what would have normally been a good case of morning wood, became the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I screamed. I cried. I immersed myself in ice. I would not wish this pain on my worst enemy. Seriously. I wouldnt even wish this on a bama fan.

4 nights in a row of that stuff. I finally started sleeping on a bag of ice.

I have since learned how to use this bad hammy to my advantage.
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Lulz
 
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