Random Thoughts XXIII

[Nerd-Vol]

Wtf!!! Y'all broke bastards only got $28 bucks and a pack of condoms!!!!

*shoots TFG in other foot and leaves.

 

[SergeantVol]

Shut it!!! You ain't some hero! Now gimme them gold teeths!

* Smashes crystal ball against Nerd's head.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Sounds like Smitty isn't the only one looking to get lucky tonight.


Good luck getting the image out of your head.

Ha. It's #35. They got more **** to worry bout than sex

 

[Weezer]

Nerd, is that your way of going all Clubber Lang on us?

 

[theFallGuy]

Wtf!!! Y'all broke bastards only got $28 bucks and a pack of condoms!!!!

*shoots TFG in other foot and leaves.

#usedcondoms

 

[Nerd-Vol]

*nerd re-enters RTT


what's happening guys?


Weezer why are you tied to peach?

 

[Weezer]

Ha. It's #35. They got more **** to worry bout than sex

Congrats to them. My parents hit 45 in December. Milestones like that seem harder to achieve nowadays.


It's all fun and games til you have another brother or sister in 9 mos. And hey, it's happenned to older women before.

 

[Weezer]

*nerd re-enters RTT


what's happening guys?


Weezer why are you tied to peach?

It's my thing, I just always forget the safeword. Not that I'm likely to use it.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

My legal pet peeve. When victims/witnesses/police, don't appear in court.

 

[theFallGuy]

My legal pet peeve. When victims/witnesses/police, don't appear in court.

fight the man!

 

[tri_vol]

At DMV.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

fight the man!

Shut it!

 

[theFallGuy]

I b hungry

 

[Nerd-Vol]

At DMV.

Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Weezer]

My legal pet peeve. When victims/witnesses/police, don't appear in court.

Victims no show-warrant issued?

Police no show-charges dropped?

Witness no show-what happens? contempt?

 

[tri_vol]

Most people in here look normal today

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I b hungry

Eat a turkey burger.

 

[tri_vol]

Thoughts and prayers.

Thnx mane

 

[theFallGuy]

Eat a turkey burger.

no

 

[Weezer]

Victims no show-warrant issued?

Police no show-charges dropped?

Witness no show-what happens? contempt?

Oh wait, victims not perps. nvm

 

[BearCat204]

Only thing I am stealing is your virginity

 

[Weezer]

Victim no show would be charges dropped as no complainent?

 

[tri_vol]

Phone battery dying. Gonna suck if I have to sit here and state at the wall.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Victim no show would be charges dropped as no complainent?

If no victim or witness after several settings the defense asks for dismissal for failure to prosecute.

We can still bring it to the grand jury.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Phone battery dying. Gonna suck if I have to sit here and state at the wall.

Play pocket pool.