There was a Texan in a tavern in Kansas City who was bragging about how big Texas was and how big Texans were and he proclaimed, "Last week we had a guy that died in West Texas and he was so big they had to bury him in a Refrigerator box!"
A Midwesterner at the end of the bar raised his glass and said: "That's nothing, we had a Texan that died up here last week and we gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box."
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