Random Thoughts XXII

[Thrasher865]

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

hmy:

:clap:

 

[theFallGuy]

No wonder the country is 15 trillion in debt

stand up comedians caused it?

 

[Souce]

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

 

[Thrasher865]

Think he was insinuating that our law enforcement budget is too big.

 

[Souce]

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

 

[Souce]

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

 

[Souce]

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Think he was insinuating that our wee-wee is too big.

Fify

 

[Souce]

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

7, two flood stories

 

[Souce]

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

 

[Souce]

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

 

[Souce]

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

 

[ego]

there you are.

 

[Souce]

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

 

[Nerd-Vol]

All of these jokes are making OE horny.

 

[Souce]

When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

 

[Souce]

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

 

[Souce]

I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.

 

[theFallGuy]

I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.

boom

 

[Souce]

The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

 

[rmsmith]

Just messing with you, Permian is the high school that the movie Friday Night Lights were about

Ah. I still haven't seen that movie. Slowly but surely we're getting out of "if it's not on disney or nickelodeon I don't get to see it"

 

[Volz4lif3]

Stormin its arse off...

 

[theFallGuy]

Stormin its arse off...

my yard needs the rain.

 

[Slydell]

Bad here, too. There was a small cloud floating across the sky as we finished up on 18 just now.