Hmmm... I see I missed much today. Figured the "look at me" thread would be deleted. Did Bill ever respond to what I said or did they just kill it?
Worst spankings are switches. Spoons suck but they don't wrap around your legs like a damn whip and leave welts. I knew I was in trouble when I was told to go get a switch. That's when begging mode set in. Freakin' hated those things.
I still believe in corporal punishment. Sometimes it's the only way to get through to a kid.
Grizz, if she was unbelievably hot, I'd say hit it, try to keep it on the DL, and plead temporary insanity if the truth came out. But since you said she wasn't, you did the right thing.
Heart, quick way to kill it for a guy(well maybe not atheists) is to yell "Jesus forgive me" right before climax. Nothing really to do with your one-liners but it's what they made me think of. Immediate flacidity(did I just create a word?) is the normal result.
Funny story I heard once(funny because it didn't happen to me), a guy and a girl were fooling around but the guy didn't have protection. He told the girl not to worry he knew when to pull out so she went along willingly. So dude's going at it and about to blow so he starts to pull out, but right then, the girl wraps her legs around him and pulls him back in yelling "Be my baby daddy!". Person who told me swore it was true but I tend to doubt it. But it made me laugh. Would suck to be him.