Random Thoughts XXII

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

She must not be that hot. I would do almost anything to get in the chick I'm chasings pants right now, including pissing off an old friend...

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

hey Tex...do you use the belt on your young'ns

No. Not old enough IMO. Thankfully my kid doesn't get in trouble very much.

 

[VIF]

never too young to have to go cut your own hickory switch for a beatin'

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

To each their own. I'm not against corporal punishment though.

 

[UTvol1fn]

No. Not old enough IMO. Thankfully my kid doesn't get in trouble very much.

10-4...i lived in fear of the belt growing up.

 

[Coach Grizz]

She must not be that hot. I would do almost anything to get in the chick I'm chasings pants right now, including pissing off an old friend...

She's a big girl but that dont matter me I'd hit it but I don't want our friendship to get weird

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

10-4...i lived in fear of the belt growing up.

Same here. My dad used whatever was handy. He had a itchy trigger finger if ya know what I mean.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

10-4...i lived in fear of the belt growing up.

Lulz.
I remember telling my dad to go ahead n spank me and I would call child protective services. He told me to go ahead and to tell them to bring the state police with them to arrest him after they dug my dead cold body out of the ground.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

...Why do they swab the arm before giving a leathal injection? :blink:

 

[VIF]

To each their own. I'm not against corporal punishment though.

I was just reliving a moment from my childhood where my Dad would say, "Go cut me a hickory":bottom:

 

[VIF]

Same here. My dad used whatever was handy. He had a itchy trigger finger if ya know what I mean.

My Granny used to flail me with one of those old fly swatters made out of coat hanger wire. Dang that hurt.:cray:

 

[wildnkrazykat]

As much as they threatened I bet I didn't get spanked 10 times growing up.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

So I just talk to my boys sister and we are not gonna go through with it. We agreed that it's too many years of friendship to be thrown away for one night of fun.

This is all code for Grizz actually porking his buddy.

 

[UTvol1fn]

Same here. My dad used whatever was handy. He had a itchy trigger finger if ya know what I mean.

i eventually mastered the hand block and occasionally would jump and dodge a few swings before the pops connected.

mi madre was the worst because her belts had metal medallions and **** on them. lulz

 

[BearCat204]

As much as they threatened I bet I didn't get spanked 10 times growing up.

You get spanked a lot more now that you are grown up

 

[Coach Grizz]

This is all code for Grizz actually porking his buddy.

Wayne, no way

 

[BearCat204]

I remember the first and only fat chick I ever nailed..................****ing tequila............

 

[DD4ME]

Think I've mentioned this before but hell I got punched square in the chest once by my dad. Knocked the damn wind out of me. Think that incident scared both of us pretty good because I don't recall many spankings after that one. Slotted wooden spoon trumps all for pure pain and terror effect though. Damn thing sliced the air like a fighter jet wing and hit like a bunker buster.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Switch strike to the legs sucked balls

 

[VIF]

Think I've mentioned this before but hell I got punched square in the chest once by my dad. Knocked the damn wind out of me. Think that incident scared both of us pretty good because I don't recall many spankings after that one. Slotted wooden spoon trumps all for pure pain and terror effect though. Damn thing sliced the air like a fighter jet wing and hit like a bunker buster.

My mother only hit me once. I was a little guy playing in the kitchen floor and tugging on her apron to get attention. When she did not notice me, I bit the pizz out of her thigh. She back handed me so hard, I slid across the kitchen floor and was knocked unconscious by the refrigerator. She didn't tell Dad that one until I was a teenager.hahaha:blink:

 

[UTvol1fn]

Switch strike to the legs sucked balls

indeed

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Think I've mentioned this before but hell I got punched square in the chest once by my dad. Knocked the damn wind out of me. Think that incident scared both of us pretty good because I don't recall many spankings after that one. Slotted wooden spoon trumps all for pure pain and terror effect though. Damn thing sliced the air like a fighter jet wing and hit like a bunker buster.

+1 on wooden spoons! Fuuuu

 

[theFallGuy]

fuuuuuuuu

 

[UTvol1fn]

pops would poke with his index finger to the side of the head...hurt like a mother lover

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

pops would poke with his index finger to the side of the head...hurt like a mother lover

My dad would do it to my chest. Left bruises.