Random thought #1- My Memorial Day fireworks consisted of a bad case of the sharts. Luckily, I discovered the problem before leaving for work. Even more fortunate, I discovered it in the shower, so little clean up was involved. The moral of my thought is although sharts are evil acts of the devil, being forewarned allowed me to run for the bathroom whenever the need to pass gas arose. My day at work was not sabotaged by satan trying to escape my bunghole, though there were a couple of very close calls.
Random thought #2- Mentioning the shower made me think of pissing in the shower. I do not understand why women see this as a problem. I never pee on them as I always aim for the drain. And dammit, peeing in the shower feels good. It's liberating in some weird kind of way. And wtf? Urine is sterile anyway so why make a deal out of it?
Random thought #3- This may be TMI for some of you, but sharts happen and peeing in the shower is good.
Off to bed. Work in a few hours.