Random Thoughts XXII

[Nerd-Vol]

Hold the presses. Dog chews up shoe. Headline/front page.

Sarcastic ass old man! Go eat prunes!

 

[GBO18]

Magic wand

Dumb idiot couldn't get it on Wheel of Fortune.

 

[Slydell]

Sly, would you be willing to pay for an assistant? I would just help you with your golf clubs, get you a cold beer, wipe your forehead, tell you how wonderful your swing is, and then make you lunch.

That sounds like a huge undertaking for the measly $100 G that I could afford.

 

[farmersdaughter]

So yeah, Samus chewed up one of my girlfriends shoes.

euthanize her

 

[Nerd-Vol]

euthanize her

Wtf! Why would I euthanize my girlfriend?

 

[farmersdaughter]

for possibly giving your dog heartburn. Killing offense imo

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Oh, Neeeeeeeeeeerd! You silly goose!

 

[Slydell]

Sarcastic ass old man! Go eat prunes!

Go to your room, young man!! No soup for you!

 

[rockytop114]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTxOYLs2g0A&feature=related[/youtube]

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Sly, what happened to this place?

 

[Georgia Peach]

That sounds like a huge undertaking for the measly $100 G that I could afford.

And I get to drive the golf cart.

 

[Slydell]

Sly, what happened to this place?

Went to ****. Had a lot of help, though.

 

[Slydell]

And I get to drive the golf cart.

Of course. Be careful when we hit the freeway.

 

[farmersdaughter]

Went to ****. Had a lot of help, though.

my sincerest apologies

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Go to your room, young man!! No soup for you!

You are not my real granddad!!!

 

[rockytop114]

Sly, what happened to this place?

You happend

 

[Coach Grizz]

Hey how y'all

 

[Georgia Peach]

I'm going to be sly's assistant so all my bad deeds will come out of my pay. I'm still looking at at least ten grand.

 

[farmersdaughter]

grizz! How's my cuzin?

 

[Georgia Peach]

Hey grizz. How's it cookin

 

[farmersdaughter]

I'm going to be sly's assistant so all my bad deeds will come out of my pay. I'm still looking at at least ten grand.

you're a sweetie, you've got no worries

 

[Slydell]

I'm going to be sly's assistant so all my bad deeds will come out of my pay. I'm still looking at at least ten grand.

I can tell you're going to be a very, very bad girl. Here's part of the estate......

 

[Coach Grizz]

All right I reckon, had an ok weekend. Didn't get called out to work but once. Took my mother to eat Sunday, pops tagged along and ate more than my mother and it was her day lol.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

So your mom is supposed to eat more on her day?

 

[Georgia Peach]

you're a sweetie, you've got no worries

You are a sweetie too fd. Don't let sly tell you different.