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One of the nastiest deals I ever had as an athletic trainer was a softball batter pulled one foul off a hot bat. Line drive to the girl standing behind her in the on deck circle. Girl never saw it coming. Had to be airlifted from the local hospital to a trauma center n have facial reconstruction. Just crushed her
 
I almost got hit with a line drive a few years ago when I was pitching. Came right back at me. Good thing I got my glove in front of it in time.
 
One of the scariest things I've seen was a teammate taking a comebacker to the temple. They said 1/8 of an inch closer and he would probably be dead. He was hospitalized for a week, as is.
 
I have bad news. As it turns out, you have in fact passed. It happend last week during oral sex. You had a massive heart attack. (Ironic) I've been told TVG is seeking treatment as it was not clear what was happening at the time. Apparently she thought she was doing an exceptional job. Services were held Monday at the Katch.

From now on you should go by the name Shuamck. (Sadly historic underground and missed Cardiac Kid )

Gonna miss him.
 
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Well if he lost any teeth, good thing he's only 5. Teeth were gonna fall out anyway.


kid is ok. I called his mom tonight. Fortunately, it appears the helmet ears (helmets at this age are so big), may have taken the initial hit and prevented further injury. Busted up his nose, lost 2 teeth, cut his lip and a couple of stitches in the gum.

Just ticks me off because that coach just needed to be aware to stop that accident from happening, and he hasn't even checked on them yet. My wife said she heard me yell "NO!", then heard a loud pop and all the parents let out a big moan. I was evidently already up about a second before it happened, Matrix style. I didn't recall it, but maybe that's why I got there so quick.
 

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