Random Thoughts XXII

[heartvols]

Good morning. Day 4 workout.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I have a girlfriend.

Congrats.







What's her name?

 

[heartvols]

Woot Newt!!

 

[BearCat204]

I have a girlfriend too

 

[farmersdaughter]

hey bc, I need one of your interns to bring me another cup of coffee, can you make that happen?

 

[BearCat204]

Cant, they are too busy right now doing all my work

 

[farmersdaughter]

Cant, they are too busy right now doing all my work

this is how you properly delegate folks. Well, when you can spare a 6' 3" 250 lb hunk of pure govt muscle, tell him I want mine with cream and sugar

 

[BearCat204]

No dudes......we only hire young chicks as interns.....no dewds allowed

 

[farmersdaughter]

I know that's a fib, the govt is all about hitting those quotas, you have to have 2 smoking hot (usually gay) men per building

 

[wildnkrazykat]

this is how you properly delegate folks. Well, when you can spare a 6' 3" 250 lb hunk of pure govt muscle, tell him I want mine with cream and sugar

I need one that gives massages

 

[farmersdaughter]

I need one that gives massages

that sounds really good as well

 

[Nerd-Vol]

this is how you properly delegate folks. Well, when you can spare a 6' 3" 250 lb hunk of pure govt muscle, tell him I want mine with cream and sugar

I know that's a fib, the govt is all about hitting those quotas, you have to have 2 smoking hot (usually gay) men per building

I need one that gives massages

My Tax money!!!!!!

 

[heartvols]

Loool

 

[wildnkrazykat]

My Tax money!!!!!!

R u volunteering?

 

[farmersdaughter]

My Tax money!!!!!!

an excellent use for all those Benjamin's you give to uncle sam

 

[farmersdaughter]

R u volunteering?

he's 6+ feet of twisted steel and sex appeal. How's your coffee making skills nerd?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Nerd, I need to see ur hands

 

[farmersdaughter]

nerd, where you hiding......we need answers. Its bad form to run out in the middle of an interview

 

[wildnkrazykat]

nerd, where you hiding......we need answers. Its bad form to run out in the middle of an interview

Unless ur getting her coffee n some massage oil

 

[heartvols]

He's busy taking care of me.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

He's busy taking care of me.

When he's finished can u report back so we'll know whether to pursue or explore other options?

 

[heartvols]

When he's finished can u report back so we'll know whether to pursue or explore other options?

Come on in darlin. We're waiting for you to join us.

 

[heartvols]

DJ Khaled - all i do is win

 

[heartvols]

Baby Bash - Suga Suga

 

[theFallGuy]

wtfisgoingoninhere