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#126
#126
hmanvolfan said:
Have an ice cold PBR.

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thanks hman
 
#129
#129
Psssh. This is the "New Zone".

Ask Me WTF?

Tell me how much I suck.

Explain what you want/did to my Mother last night.

come on man, you suck.

:)
 
#137
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hmanvolfan said:
Are you kidding me, I'm laughing my ass off at his ludicrous comment.
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Which one?

I met a girl today that I think likes me, but I won't make love to her until her Mom approves. I think her Mom really likes me.
 
#138
#138
Behr1213 said:
Which one?

I met a girl today that I think likes me, but I won't make love to her until her Mom approves. I think her Mom really likes me.
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When I was living in San Francisco my roomate was banging a young chick and her mother at the same time. One of the weirdest scenes I have ever seen was when the guy was with the daughter and the mom came over and got pissed at her because she was jealous.
 
#139
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Behr1213 said:
Which one?

I met a girl today that I think likes me, but I won't make love to her until her Mom approves. I think her Mom really likes me.
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Oh yeah, the one where he said when he was drunk he was funny and not dramatic. High comedy.
 
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hmanvolfan said:
When I was living in San Francisco my roomate was banging a young chick and her mother at the same time. One of the weirdest scenes I have ever seen was when the guy was with the daughter and the mom came over and got pissed at her because she was jealous.
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Had a friend Charlotte and after he f'd the mom she requested that he screw her daughter. He was a little hesitant so she went and told her daughter to sleep with him. Daughter basically came to him and said you f'd my mom and she said you were good, I need some. He obliged her.
 
#142
#142
tri_vol said:
Had a friend Charlotte and after he f'd the mom she requested that he screw her daughter. He was a little hesitant so she went and told her daughter to sleep with him. Daughter basically came to him and said you f'd my mom and she said you were good, I need some. He obliged her.
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I know right? That's some weirdass stuff. But Behr needs to get some of it and report the results to da zone. :p
 
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