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VIF said:
Automatic $600 fine is your front tire even slightly leaves the ground in FL.:eek:hmy:
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Got run off the road coming out of Nashville a couple years ago. (woman on a cell phone, changed lanes without looking) Back tire hit the gravel, at about 60mph, got my swerve on, back tire hit the pavement as I was headed back onto the road and WOOOOOOOOOoooo, front tire came up. Not sure how high, as I was too busy crapping my pants. Could have been only an inch, or so, but it felt like it was a long ways up.

But Im riding one of these:

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not real easy to get that front end up
 
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Tomorrow 6/22, is the 3rd anniversary of the day I got hit by lightning on my bike.

Trying to figure out how to celebrate.

1) stick my finger in a light socket
2) pee on the electric fence
d) breathe. just breathe.
 
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GatorBill said:
Tomorrow 6/22, is the 3rd anniversary of the day I got hit by lightning on my bike.

Trying to figure out how to celebrate.

1) stick my finger in a light socket
2) pee on the electric fence
d) breathe. just breathe.
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Chug a bottle of Metamucil and have the bowel movement of your lifetime!!!:eek:lol:
 
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GatorBill said:
Tomorrow 6/22, is the 3rd anniversary of the day I got hit by lightning on my bike.

Trying to figure out how to celebrate.

1) stick my finger in a light socket
2) pee on the electric fence
d) breathe. just breathe.
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All 3 while singing Rocky Top. :)
 
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TEX_VOLFAN said:
No shiz, i hate that about Texas too! Hypocrites!!
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Lobbyists and special interests groups are ruining our country.
Don't get me wrong, I think it's stupid to ride a motorcycle without a helmet and drive a car without wearing a seatbelt. Just don't tell me I have to!:eek:k:
 
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