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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.


The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

 
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So, I went to the park with the dog yesterday and met up with some pals, and took Arlo who proceeded to charm the ladies and they started talking to me and I rode to a bonfire party with this one girl but wanted to hook up with her friend, so the girl I rode with passed out in chair and the girl I really wanted to hook up with asked me if I needed a ride, so I said, "yes", and we went back to her house and had sex all night. She's about a decade younger and doesn't suck like most women my age, and it was awesome. We're about to take Arlo back to the park right now. Unexpected events are dancing lessons from God, imo....
 
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Edit: intended for perchie.
 
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
So, I went to the park with the dog yesterday and met up with some pals, and took Arlo who proceeded to charm the ladies and they started talking to me and I rode to a bonfire party with this one girl but wanted to hook up with her friend, so the girl I rode with passed out in chair and the girl I really wanted to hook up with asked me if I needed a ride, so I said, "yes", and we went back to her house and had sex for about thirty seconds.. She's about a decade younger and doesn't suck like most women my age, and it was awesome. We're about to take Arlo back to the park right now. Unexpected events are dancing lessons from God, imo....
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Thats my MC pimp. Good job
 
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
So, I went to the park with the dog yesterday and met up with some pals, and took Arlo who proceeded to charm the ladies and they started talking to me and I rode to a bonfire party with this one girl but wanted to hook up with her friend, so the girl I rode with passed out in chair and the girl I really wanted to hook up with asked me if I needed a ride, so I said, "yes", and we went back to her house and had sex all night. She's about a decade younger and doesn't suck like most women my age, and it was awesome. We're about to take Arlo back to the park right now. Unexpected events are dancing lessons from God, imo....
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Newt story right until the sex part.
 
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
So, I went to the park with the dog yesterday and met up with some pals, and took Arlo who proceeded to charm the ladies and they started talking to me and I rode to a bonfire party with this one girl but wanted to hook up with her friend, so the girl I rode with passed out in chair and the girl I really wanted to hook up with asked me if I needed a ride, so I said, "yes", and we went back to her house and had sex all night. She's about a decade younger and doesn't suck like most women my age, and it was awesome. We're about to take Arlo back to the park right now. Unexpected events are dancing lessons from God, imo....
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You made love to a human female?
 
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