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[MY3*VOLS]

Drink more and eat poon tang Bong. Does a body good.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Drink more and eat poon tang Bong. Does a body good.

Thanks 3ong.

 

[GBO18]

Nerd effing killed it.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I'm never ever bringing up a girl in here again except when I land a Victoria's Secret model and I'll post pics of us. Naked.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Cincinnati put a big run on Louisville

 

[Orangeslice13]

Newt needs a thread.

 

[GBO18]

Lulz when everybody says you are wrong. Listen.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I'm wrong. Proven.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Gbo. Start newt a thread. I did the last one for Itch. It's your turn.

 

[GBO18]

I don't wanna take posts away from rtt. His stories are at least good for 20-30 posts.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Haha

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Gbo. Start newt a thread. I did the last one for Itch. It's your turn.

Change that creepy ass picture.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

And that's all I have to say about that

 

[GBO18]

Newt why have you not just told her. Are you just scared?

 

[GBO18]

Change that creepy ass picture.

That is his wife you sum*****.

 

[lylsmorr]

Well, if anyone is watching the Memphis news my hometown just made headlines because of a mass gang fight/shooting. Go Ripley!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: [mildly irritated, but understanding] Yes... yes, I know that. You wrote me a letter, you idiot!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Forrest Gump: Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was going somewhere, I was running!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Newt's trying to pick a fight. Isn't that cute.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Fat Man at Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forrest Gump: A bullet?
Fat Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
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[GBO18]

Newt is deflecting right now. Typical insecure male.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Bubba: My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me Bubba. Just like one of them ol' redneck boys. Can you believe that?
Forrest Gump: My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Jenny Curran: His name's Forrest.
Forrest Gump: Like me.
Jenny Curran: I named him after his daddy.
Forrest Gump: He got a daddy named Forrest, too?
Jenny Curran: You're his daddy, Forrest.