Random Thoughts XX

[tri_vol]

My wife dl's crap for her phone all the time for notifications. Usually funny stuff. Well, last night I gave in and gave her some of my 30 second magic, and right when I was about to, er, finish, I hear in a loud Dave Chapelle voice :CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!! right in my ear.

On the plus side, I lasted longer.

lulz

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Let me know when so I won't be here.

hehehehehehe

 

[volsforever27]

I've seen some strange ads on this site, but Russian Dating for Men?

 

[tri_vol]

Hitting the crack pipe early?

when faded winter sorrows descend to Hades shadow
new love explodes magnolias & daffodils
as feathered tenors beckon joys undiscovered

 

[tri_vol]

I've seen some strange ads on this site, but Russian Dating for Men?

based of your internet browsing history...just sayin :whistling:

 

[volsforever27]

based of your internet browsing history...just sayin :whistling:

Hey, I would admit to something that awesome, but alas, my history is here, e-mail and a few news sites.

And a **** load of porn.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Alana Rae.......school teacher

 

[volsforever27]

Actually I don't get to watch porn, kids are always around. I don't even know who the stars are nowadays.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Actually I don't get to watch porn, kids are always around. I don't even know who the stars are nowadays.

looser

 

[volsforever27]

Pretty much.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Fire salsa and breakfast, maybe it wasnt a good idea

 

[volsforever27]

Fire salsa and breakfast, maybe it wasnt a good idea

We don't need to see the pics of the aftermath, FWIW.

I am so tired.

 

[heartvols]

Dont want to get up!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Dont want to get up!

looser

 

[heartvols]

Heard a VN rumor and thought I would let everyone know im not the one sending newds to VN members so dont ask for newds cuz you wont get them. I dont send newdz to strangers. Creepy.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Heard a VN rumor and thought I would let everyone know im not the one sending newds to VN members so dont ask for newds cuz you wont get them. I dont send newdz to strangers. Creepy.

I want a bucket shot

 

[volsforever27]

Heard a VN rumor and thought I would let everyone know im not the one sending newds to VN members so dont ask for newds cuz you wont get them. I dont send newdz to strangers. Creepy.

I like my vision the way it is, so I'm good. Thanks though.

 

[heartvols]

I like my vision the way it is, so I'm good. Thanks though.

You would be last on my list of strangers to send newdz to. And thats a long list!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

bucket shot

 

[volsforever27]

You would be last on my list of strangers to send newdz to. And thats a long list!

But I'm no stranger! And either way, pass.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Heard a VN rumor and thought I would let everyone know im not the one sending newds to VN members so dont ask for newds cuz you wont get them. I dont send newdz to strangers. Creepy.

How lnog before we're friends?

 

[heartvols]

But I'm no stranger! And either way, pass.

I dont send newdz to doods that flirt with other doods. Quit begging.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

bucket!

 

[mcompton]

shot

 

[volsforever27]

I dont send newdz to doods that flirt with other doods. Quit begging.

I'm begging you not to... does that still count?