Random Thoughts XVIII

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ImTheCrew said:
Just takes a split second... I do text and drive... But I'm not a female.
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Oh, then you're safe. You'll be able to multi-task fine. Fifth of liquor between your legs, shot in left hand while steering and texting with your right hand. No problems.:crazy:
 
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Slydell said:
Oh, then you're safe. You'll be able to multi-task fine. Fifth of liquor between your legs, shot in left hand while steering and texting with your right hand. No problems.:crazy:
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I don't condone drinking and driving...

I've drive 250,000 miles accident free.... Never even chipped my paint....if I die in a wreck it will be because someone else was texting.
 
#9,059
#9,059
I'm just messing with you sly, I do text while driving... But only when the situation is right (lol). Like I was just posting and driving but stopped when I got into traffic.
 
#9,063
#9,063
Tony the Tiger says "Good? They're GRRREEAAT" I tell you what, if Tony corrected me in front of my kid, I'd slap him silly.
 
#9,065
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ImTheCrew said:
I'm just messing with you sly, I do text while driving... But only when the situation is right (lol). Like I was just posting and driving but stopped when I got into traffic.
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I know. Message was for anyone doing it. Since we don't have an owner's manual or script to go by, we don't have a clue when our last day will be or what we'll be doing at that time.
 
#9,066
#9,066
In my studies and cross country driving/driving several 15+ hours I have found a lot of things with driving...

~95% of women shouldn't be allowed to drive. Something with their mind processes... Studying women's driving skills I have found most cant multitask... They don't notice when someone is merging(maybe from a turning lane or pulling out) they just keep driving straight... It's about themselves.... Get over if you can... Be courteous.... If you're in the fast lane and some one is behind you... Get the **** over... Stay in the right lane except to pass...

If you drive with two hands... You should be shot and not allowed to drive..

2 hands is a clear sign you can't drive... Notice 97% of women drive with two hands.

11% of men drive with two hands...

Ever notice this? Next time some one does something stupid while driving... It's a two hander... Every time.
 
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#9,075
San Diego Vol said:
Haven't been pulled over by the po po since 2000. Yeeayah
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Last for me was 2007. Cross country trip/vacation. In the middle of nowhere in Wyoming (approx. 20-30 miles between exits), they still enforce the speed limits. I thought 80 mph was just a suggestion.
 
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