Random Thoughts XVIII

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm surprised I still have a job.

Hand job?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Pooch I miss you bruh.. You were the highlight of the rtt...


#muchlovedog

 

[DD4ME]

My first drunk post:


Dude idk... I feel like newt saying this but...

I really wish I had a girl to beat the ****ing brakes off of..

Idk I'm just to shy... Idk what up with me...

I've been told by several people that it's crazy that I don't talk to girls "because I'm good looking"

Idk what's up... I guess being shy and conservative is more important then some tight ass pussy... Omg

Your spirit quest is lead by a newt?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I bet it's raining men somewhere in Chattanooga!

 

[TNVolGirl]

Hey Heather

Ha! Hey Grizzy!!! How are you this fine night?

 

[DD4ME]

He only goes for the real deal.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

My first drunk post:


Dude idk... I feel like newt saying this but...

I really wish I had a girl to beat the ****ing brakes off of..

Idk I'm just to shy... Idk what up with me...

I've been told by several people that it's crazy that I don't talk to girls "because I'm good looking"

Idk what's up... I guess being shy and conservative is more important then some tight ass pussy... Omg

Itch = newt
newt = Itch

 

[heartvols]

Hand job?

I don't give those out at work.

Just sometimes in the parking lot.

 

[rockyvols]

My first drunk post:


Dude idk... I feel like newt saying this but...

I really wish I had a girl to beat the ****ing brakes off of..

Idk I'm just to shy... Idk what up with me...

I've been told by several people that it's crazy that I don't talk to girls "because I'm good looking"

Idk what's up... I guess being shy and conservative is more important then some tight ass pussy... Omg

Sorry bro, i was same way so just got a girl pregnant

 

[Souce]

Horny.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Your spirit quest is lead by a newt?

Idk newt seems a bit *****y...

I love da dude do.

 

[DD4ME]

I don't give those out at work.

Just sometimes in the parking lot.

You call them happy endings too?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Pooch and souce... Only mo ****as dat keep it 100% real.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Sup perch

Suuuuuuuup, SDV? How is Whale's Vagina this time of year?

 

[TNVolGirl]

Ok, here's a quick recap:

Newt Freaked out on Possum.

Berry4heisman is 18, brags about his ACT score and is dating a midget.

The Horsemen are dominating.

Freak is going to join us.

Pooch doesn't have a good memory.

Hman is my biggest fan.

Gsvol is batsh.t crazy.

Milo is jealous of me.

Rocky owes me $2.

Souce is finishing his Masters.

Hobock eats asses.

Did I miss anything?

Wow. Thanks for the recap TRM!

What did Pos do to Newt?

Also, how can Hman be your biggest fan when in reality I am?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Where the **** is newts blow up!???

 

[TNVolGirl]

Sup DD?

Sup Tex?

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

I'm closing in on 1,000 posts. Sweet.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Sdjdjdjfkfjrjdjjdjdjd

 

[ImTheCrew]

Berry is only 18... Bruh come at me when ya get ya pubes dawg

 

[DD4ME]

Just had some home-made sloppy joes. Dayum they were good

Meat loaf sandwich

 

[SDV]

Suuuuuuuup, SDV? How is Whale's Vagina this time of year?

Good bro. How's Knoxvegas

 

[Hobock]

I ****ing hate you for always bringing up the same, old, tired ****, especially when you were the ****ing wittle baby who wan oft the wast time he got his feewing huwt.


What meltdowns are you talking about? I consider myself one of the more mentally stable folks around these here parts, spiiiiiiit....

I like where this is going. **** you, Gooch.

 

[DD4ME]

Sup DD?

Sup Tex?

Yellow TNV

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Pooch I miss you bruh.. You were the highlight of the rtt...


#muchlovedog

There are several more humorous posters in the RTT than I, and since I've sworn off meltdowns and general hatefulness, I'm just not as entertaining as I used to be, I'm afraid...