You're more like a hilljack. #1 or #2 work equally well.
1. hill jack
56 up,
7 downhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hill Jack#http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hill Jack#1)inbred, backwoods, mullet wearin, coors light drinkin, govt cheese eatin, chat room trolling, c.o.p.s. watchin, 4x4_dually_quad cab_with the calvin sticker drivin, old_couch_on_the_porch sittin, bowlin alley hangin, cow **** flingin, grade repeatin, gots me a double wide, waste of human
hill jack
56 up,
7 downhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hill Jack#http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hill Jack#1)inbred, backwoods, mullet wearin, coors light drinkin, govt cheese eatin, chat room trolling, c.o.p.s. watchin, 4x4_dually_quad cab_with the calvin sticker drivin, old_couch_on_the_porch sittin, bowlin alley hangin, cow **** flingin, grade repeatin, gots me a double wide, waste of human space/space of human waste.
hill jack
56 up,
7 downhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hill Jack#http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hill Jack#1)inbred, backwoods, mullet wearin, coors light drinkin, govt cheese eatin, chat room trolling, c.o.p.s. watchin, 4x4_dually_quad cab_with the calvin sticker drivin, old_couch_on_the_porch sittin, bowlin alley hangin, cow **** flingin, grade repeatin, gots me a double wide, waste of human space/space of human waste.
hill jack
16 up,
7 downhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hill Jack#http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hill Jack#a person who is lazier and does less work than a usual hillbilly. he (or she) always *****es, complains, and tells people to hurry up, yet he (or she) won't help in the process.
Here, Bill's telling me to get all this done, and he isn't doing anything to help with the process. What a hill jack!
Urban Dictionary: Hill Jack