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hmanvolfan said:
A fart.
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VOLtownUSA said:
I'm as small as an ant,
as big as a whale.
I'll approach like a breeze,
but can come like a gale.
By some I get hit,
but all have shown fear.
I'll dance to the music,
though I can't hear.
Of names I have many,
Of names I have one.
I'm as slow as a snail,
but from me you can't run.
What am I?
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I asked a Hispanic friend how to order the really hot salsa at a Mexican Resteraunt, turns out you say salsa picante, which I did

I felt pretty confident when I ate a fair amount of the stuff.

Turns out it's a delayed reaction heat; like hours later
 
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DD4ME said:
I asked a Hispanic friend how to order the really hot salsa at a Mexican Resteraunt, turns out you say salsa picante, which I did

I felt pretty confident when I ate a fair amount of the stuff.

Turns out it's a delayed reaction heat; like hours later
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nancy
 
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