Random Thoughts XVII

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Dont care anything about a hypocrite, but the Book says work ye out your own salvation with fear and trembling...so whatever anyone else does is between them and God. It affects you when you allow it to breed sin in your own life. Thats why I like to adopt the water off a ducks back approach
 
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rockyvols said:
Good to hear im not alone
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Old southern baptist preacher was retiring, before service started he told his young new replacement "try not to get to nervous, just relax, but if you do get a little stressed there is a bottle of Jack on the top shelf of the podium, just bend down and take a swig".

He started his sermon. After about 5 minutes he bends down and takes a swig. Another 5 minutes again. This goes on for 30 minutes.

After the service the new preacher was standing in the doorway shaking hands with everyone as they left.

One old guy gets to him and says "I enjoyed your sermon so much I stayed awake to hear it, but If I remember correctly, David killed Goliath with a sling shot....he didn't beat the shat of him with a baseball bat".
 
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Behr1213 said:
Old southern baptist preacher was retiring, before service started he told his young new replacement "try not to get to nervous, just relax, but if you do get a little stressed there is a bottle of Jack on the top shelf of the podium, just bend down and take a swig".

He started his sermon. After about 5 minutes he bends down and takes a swig. Another 5 minutes again. This goes on for 30 minutes.

After the service the new preacher was standing in the doorway shaking hands with everyone as they left.

One old guy gets to him and says "I enjoyed your sermon so much I stayed awake to hear it, but If I remember correctly, David killed Goliath with a sling shot....he didn't beat the shat of him with a baseball bat".
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Lol :)
 
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Nerd-Vol said:
Who is this directed to?

Also Hi FD. How was your Christmas? Little man get anything cool? You get anything cool? Taye Diggs and Brad Pitt waiting for you under the tree perhaps?
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Awesome Christmas! Little guy got tons of stuff, I got too much as well. Got a ring, now just gotta decide whether to accept or not
 
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farmersdaughter said:
Awesome Christmas! Little guy got tons of stuff, I got too much as well. Got a ring, now just gotta decide whether to accept or not
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Wow, congrats on husbanding someone potentially. OE is surely heartbroken.

Also you gotta make that call on the ring on the spot. Poor guy is probably sick with worry.
 
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