Random Thoughts XVII

[possumslayer]

Prostate massages are the shiz, brah!

id rather have azz cancer
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[MikeDVol]

this is getting good

 

[Slydell]

id rather have azz cancer
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I get one every month.

 

[MikeDVol]

behr do you work in the restaurant biz?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I bet your fingers smell terrible.

Only after giving your mom the shocker.

 

[Behr]

This is the wrong thread to talk about food!!

 

[Behr]

Only after giving your mom the shocker.

That's just wrong. Haha.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I get one every month.

I hope you had a hot female nurse.

 

[possumslayer]

I get one every month.

who ya use? Hooker?
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[ego]

Only after giving your mom the shocker.

Nah, my mom likes men with respectable occupations.

 

[Slydell]

I hope you had a hot female nurse.

No nurse. One of my docs. She's early-mid 30's and not what you expect. Hot Doc.

 

[possumslayer]

Prostrate massage thread?
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[Behr]

this is getting good

:yes:

 

[ego]

I'll be back. Tex, dont leave, I gotta make fun of you for a little while.

 

[Slydell]

I'll be back. Tex, dont leave, I gotta make fun of you for a little while.

I'll take it, Ego. Hurry back. TEX you suck!!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Nah, my mom likes men with respectable occupations.

Why didn't she hold you up to higher standard then? 911 dispatcher can't be the best she wanted from you. You prolly think you're like a cop or something right? They let you use a plastic badge of some sort?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

No nurse. One of my docs. She's early-mid 30's and not what you expect. Hot Doc.

Even better!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'll be back. Tex, dont leave, I gotta make fun of you for a little while.

What's to make fun of? How much school you need to do your job? That's what I thought. HS diploma is gold brotha!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lulz!

 

[Slydell]

Dear RTT,

Send chow chow.

Signed,
Slydell

 

[possumslayer]

Why didn't she hold you up to higher standard then? 911 dispatcher can't be the best she wanted from you. You prolly think you're like a cop or something right? They let you use a plastic badge of some sort?

He's busy with a cat in a tree call.
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[The Ron Mexico]

Nah, my mom likes men with respectable occupations.

Really? Thank you for the compliment.

 

[rockyvols]

What's to make fun of? How much school you need to do your job? That's what I thought. HS diploma is gold brotha!

He has to go think of ways to make fun of you

 

[MikeDVol]

that sounds like a cool job tho

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

He has to go think of ways to make fun of you

Na, he just left to let things cool down. We go through this every so often. It's natural for the younger lion to to try and challenge the bigger lion. It's cool. His day will come. I hear he is really good at cornhole though, so watch out.