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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
 
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Slydell said:
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
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The old man's lost his mind.
 
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NewToVolCountry said:
I've just never really taken the time to learn. I remember buying my first gift for a girlfriend and my mom made me wrap it. I guess it's the thought that counts, but both of them had a good laugh at how that box ended up.
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You should learn. I don't think it's that hard. I used to love to do it and ended up wrapping gifts for others to give. I was a fanatic about them being perfect in every aspect.
 
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Slydell said:
You should learn. I don't think it's that hard. I used to love to do it and ended up wrapping gifts for others to give. I was a fanatic about them being perfect in every aspect.
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I definitely should learn. Getting to the point that I can't rely on mama anymore.
 
#267
#267
Aunt Bethany saying the Pledge gets me every time! And the fact that everyone just goes with it is priceless!

That movie is so full of LULZ
 
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Slydell said:
Isn't that the way of all great movies, though. The cast seems perfect for their parts and you couldn't imagine anyone else playing those parts.
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Absolutely. That's why so many of the remakes nowadays don't interest me.

Speaking of which...we were talking today about The Princess Bride and what an amazing movie it was.

Have you seen it Sly? Newt?
 
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Slydell said:
Isn't that the way of all great movies, though. The cast seems perfect for their parts and you couldn't imagine anyone else playing those parts.
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Casting is something that intrigues me. I'd love to know how it works, how they come up with the list of people they want to try out or whatever.
 
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TNVolGirl said:
Absolutely. That's why so many of the remakes nowadays don't interest me.

Speaking of which...we were talking today about The Princess Bride and what an amazing movie it was.

Have you seen it Sly? Newt?
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Nope. Remember, I have seen so few movies Crazy Stupid Love is in my top ten :)
 
#273
#273
so after completing my 30 page paper, i had very little motivation to study for my english final i have to take tomorrow.
 
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