Random Thoughts XVII

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TNVolGirl said:
I quoted you earlier and got zero response. I cried, I laughed, I cried some more...

:cray:



So you ARE a super-hero....I knew it. :p

But if I don't buy your gift tonight, it might not make it in time for Sunday!
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I can have my pilot pick it up at your place. You haven't moved have you?
 
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#3,327
:hi:

Sorry if I offended anyone, wasn't my intention and as of this post...I am alcohol free.

haven't really figured this inter webs thing out yet. :)
 
#3,330
#3,330
One day the third grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "the sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said "I think he said holy sh*t, a talking chicken." The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

So touching. :cray:
 
#3,331
#3,331
Baby there you stand
with your little hands down in your hands.
You don't care much for a strangers touch, but you can't hold your man.

Know that one Sly, Hman...?
 
#3,333
#3,333
Behr1213 said:
Baby there you stand
with your little hands down in your hands.
You don't care much for a strangers touch, but you can't hold your man.

Know that one Sly, Hman...?
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Wasted Time. Love it. Did you miss my intended humor in #3315? Thought that might get a reply. Then, I thought that you might think I was serious, Clark.
 
#3,334
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hmanvolfan said:
One day the third grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "the sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said "I think he said holy sh*t, a talking chicken." The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

So touching. :cray:
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Touched me, too.:eek:lol:
You're a regular Henny Youngman.
 
#3,335
#3,335
Slydell said:
Wasted Time. Love it. Did you miss my intended humor in #3315? Thought that might get a reply. Then, I thought that you might think I was serious, Clark.
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One of my favorites.

I missed it.

I went back and read it.

I'm here to get uppity and pick up internet chicks....

You know me so well.
 
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