Random Thoughts XVI

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i'd be the worst SIL ever. bro's gf has been texting me all week about what to get my brother for christmas. when he opens his present i'll wanna be like, that's really from me lol
 
um, when i'm riding shotty and ain't got **** else to do. and don't say road head, too dangerous in the daylight lulz

True story: sitting at a red light one summer afternoon in charlottesville, va. Look to the left at the car in the turning lane. the windows are down and the chick in the passenger seat has just bent over to unzip her mans pants and go to work. dude looks at me throws a nod like thats whats up then drives off.
 
True story: sitting at a red light one summer afternoon in charlottesville, va. Look to the left at the car in the turning lane. the windows are down and the chick in the passenger seat has just bent over to unzip her mans pants and go to work. dude looks at me throws a nod like thats whats up then drives off.

ive been propositioned at a red light before, male and female
 
Listen jerk I can see the exhaust from stupid diesel truck as you suddenly speed up to prevent me from passing you on a two lane road. And now you are nowhere to be seen in my rearview even after I return to my normal speed. Why you gotta be an ahole? By the looks of your truck you are definitely over compensating.

/rant
 
Listen jerk I can see the exhaust from stupid diesel truck as you suddenly speed up to prevent me from passing you on a two lane road. And now you are nowhere to be seen in my rearview even after I return to my normal speed. Why you gotta be an ahole? By the looks of your truck you are definitely over compensating.

/rant

awesome
 
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