Random Thoughts XV

[NewToVolCountry]

I want a nap badly

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Sup, weezer.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Sup all.

Sup cool cat.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I wonder if I will ever kiss a girl

Taz is lonely.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Gross.

It's not as weird as it sounds

 

[Weezer]

Married just means you can look but no touching.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sup weezy

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Girls. You could come hang out by the dumpster with me and the other greasers! We'll let you wear our leather jackets while we knife fight!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I am good with a knife.

Never had trouble cutting a steak.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ladies, I am married and am no threat to you. I am the safe zone for your breasts.

Strong.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I am good with a knife.

Never had trouble cutting a steak.

Can you sing doo-wop and smoke a Lucky Strike?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I asked you a question and you never answered girl

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex will never be a horseman.

I'm crushed, Ron.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

It's not as weird as it sounds

It sounds very weird. Is she a raging alcoholic?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Can you sing doo-wop and smoke a Lucky Strike?

In 5th grade I was a member of the Jackson 5 and I keep a pack of Turkish Camel Golds lying around for the rare occasion I want to light up. Think I could do it.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Girls. You could come hang out by the dumpster with me and the other greasers! We'll let you wear our leather jackets while we knife fight!

I am in right?


I hope so, I ordered all of us these jackets.

 

[TNVolGirl]

I asked you a question and you never answered girl

What was that?

 

[TinaMae]

Ok I missed something here..who am I supposed to show my boobs?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

It sounds very weird. Is she a raging alcoholic?

She can definitely pound them. She has a dirtier mouth than I do, and even sounds like Ron White. It's crazy.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Ok I missed something here..who am I supposed to show my boobs?

You just put them up in here. So...everyone.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

What was that?

Favorite book and author.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm crushed, Ron.

You've never expressed interest in helping us troll other people. I assumed you were to cool for us.

 

[dembewbs]

oh noes

 

[Weezer]

Show me the boobies!!!!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Weezer, you have to learn how to properly go about getting pics.

It's something like this. Show me or I cut you, ya dig?