Joke for KAT:
Monkey and a lizard sitting in a tree smoking and all of a sudden the lizard says, I'm thirsty I'm gonna go get a drink from the lake down yonder. Well the lizard was getting a drink at the lake when a crocodile came up and asked the lizard, what y'all doin up in dat tree, lizard? Oh me and the monkey are just having a smoke the lizard replied. Then the croc asked, you reckon the monkey will let me have a smoke? Sure just ask him says the lizard. Well the croc walks up to the tree and looks up at the monkey and yells, hey monkey how bout giving me one of them smokes? The monkey looked down and says, DAMN lizard how much water you drink?!
Lol!!